Leaving For New York

[Tomato]

What about a 4 bedroom house?

Well below 1k/month in a good area

 

[Blitty]

Squatting is +EV

 

[InTheHole]

Move to Costa Rica instead.

We can use it as our international racket running base.

What kind of base, cocaine base?

Great thread btw

 

[Potato]

Yes, everyone move to Vegas and start a rival softball team in the Tuesday Afternoon league.

Tomato is looking at homes in the SOUTHERN HIGHLANDS area. Potato's lease ends July 31st.

He needs to live near a highway so he can commute to NELLIS AFB 2-4 days a week.

 

[Oksana]

What kind of base, cocaine base?

no no

drugs and sportsbooks are not involved

i prefer to run rackets in industries that garner much less attention

and severe prison time

 

[Tomato]

What about a 4 bedroom house?

http://www.redfin.com/NV/Henderson/2455-Via-De-Cortona-89074/home/29680514

Zoned for the best Elementary (Vanderburg), Middle (Bob Miller), and High schools (Coronado) all 10/10 in ratings

Payments $764/mo with 20% down

Oh and it has a pool

 

[Bread]

Yes, everyone move to Vegas and start a rival softball team in the Tuesday Afternoon league.

YES!!!

 

[Tron]

Tomato wins the thread.

 

[Potato]

Tomato you overlooked one important detail...

Status: Contingent Offer

 

[roguejuror]

It says Short Sale :down:

 

[Tomato]

Doesn't mean anything. The majority of contingent offers are because of financing. If you come in with the price they want and financing already taken care of then the home is yours.

 

[rito]

Or you can get a 10 year old 2500 sq ft house with a pool, waterfall, slide, on a quarter of an acre in a gated community for $970/mo

Sign me up?

Are all the other houses in the gated community empty?

 

[Matty]

Fokken ridiculous. Why doesn't anyone want to live there?

 

[rito]

Financing? yea I don't think i can get a loan in the usa right now. thought those prices are retarded, my tiny apt here costs more than that.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

http://www.redfin.com/NV/Henderson/2455-Via-De-Cortona-89074/home/29680514

Zoned for the best Elementary (Vanderburg), Middle (Bob Miller), and High schools (Coronado) all 10/10 in ratings

Payments $764/mo with 20% down

Oh and it has a pool

Unfortunately, that house was never worth anywhere near $1.2 million like Casper's.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Fokken ridiculous. Why doesn't anyone want to live there?

A combination of zero jobs (13% unemployment rate), declining home prices, and a very difficult time finding financing.

 

[Rubyn]

like the Canadian guy who chopped someone's head off and ate chunks of his victim on a Greyhound a couple of years ago
Good luck

Bread decided to tell me about this right before we took the Greyhound from Jersey to NYC a few years back. I don't deal well with decapitation stories. Don't deal well at all.

 

[reno cool]

A combination of zero jobs (13% unemployment rate), declining home prices, and a very difficult time finding financing.

that don't sound bad for a gambler who don't need a job