Knife wielding women demands cunnilingus

[Cami]

http://jezebel.com/5682569/knife+wielding-woman-orders-husband-to-perform-cunnilingus

....

 

[Cougar Bait]

Now I see why she needed a knife.

 

[Cami]

 

[Saulty]

However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a lock-back folding knife," opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat."

 

[Mudcat]

Now I see why she needed a knife.

Exactly. My first thought: the necessity for the knife would be in inverse proportion to her level of attractiveness.

Then I opened the link and saw the pic. Ah.

She doesn't just need a knife. She needs a knife.

 

[Onyemere]

i wonder who will be the next to face her anger

 

[roguejuror]

someone pass this one loshak

http://jezebel.com/5964064/lawyer-s...was-a-spider-luring-men-into-web?popular=true

 

[PuckOff]

Frig that was a funny story. Definitely was worth my time to email it off to a few of my crazy friends.

 

[Cami]

Damn Rog, that's a hell of a story....

 

[Matty]

lol at the first comment.

Sounds like somebody needs a Sqweel.

 

[Cami]

hah! That thing looks niffty!