Joke of the Day

[Cami]

I miss riding the bus.

ooooooh I do too!


'bout sums it up.

 

[Cami]

What do a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common?

They both cost about the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks....your screwed!

 

[roguejuror]

 

[reno cool]

Man, I told a few people that joke without remembering it's from Gran Torino. :

 

[roguejuror]

What does blitty and caligirl have in common, cami?

 

[stevek173]

How did the hick find his sister in the woods?


Pretty hot.

 

[roguejuror]

How did the hick find his sister in the woods?


Pretty hot.

lol

stevie i always get your jokes

 

[reno cool]

took me a little while to get that. I bet its more obvious when spoken

 

[Cami]

What does blitty and caligirl have in common, cami?

I don't know.....what?

 

[MrMonkey]

Since it is Matty's day today, look at this joke as a roast of sorts! We all luv the boy!

What handle does Matty use when he is visiting the Gay Village?

 

[MrMonkey]

I would really appreciate some guesses here on my joke? Just think MrM and his attempt at junior high humor! Points are at stake!

 

[stevek173]

Greenichpoundmeintheassguy69?

 

[MrMonkey]

Good attempt Stevie but as highly intellectual that gay people might be, that would be a hard handle to remember! But hits right at the essence of the handle in my mind! Bravo! :

 

[Matty]

10InchesAround

FiveteamerSentMe

BiCurieux

 

[MrMonkey]

I like the 3rd one, but incorrect! And common Matty, you're big but that 1st answer can't be possible! No homo!

 

[stevek173]

BiCurieux

 

[Matty]

you're big but that 1st answer can't be possible!

You've clearly never Internet-dated. Standard measures use different conversion rates.

1 Internet-dating inch = 0.6 real-life inch

1 Internet-dating pound = 15 real-life pounds

 

[stevek173]

You've clearly never Internet-dated. Standard measures use different conversion rates.

1 Internet-dating inch = 0.6 real-life inch

1 Internet-dating pound = 15 real-life pounds

Sooooooooooooooo true.