Job interview tomorrow

[IAG]

MC hit the job jackpot.

 

[bacon]

Ah, tiddlywinks. Now that's a game.

Someone put that in a casino, please.

There is so much cut throat business strategy to be found in a game of tiddlywinks it isn't even funny.

 

[Mudcat]

I walked right up to the jar of jelly beans - I picked it up and looked through the base - I turned it into a matrix of sorts.

Quick estimates ---> ~15 per level, ~20 levels. Obviously they weren't neatly divided into levels but that was the abstract thinking I used.

That's 300 but I couldn't say that - I'm an artist.

303.

I said it out loud. "Well. It obviously contains 303 jelly beans."

There was a woman standing right there and she indicated in a friendly way she thought that was way too high. That was in keeping with all the scuttlebutt I was hearing. I had the highest guess that I heard. I believe the woman who openly second-guessed me had 186. Something like that.



Believe in yourselves, people.

 

[Blitty]

I bet under your breath you were like, "Looks like your were wrong and I was right. Cunt".

 

[bacon]

So she scoughs at you and you end up 117 jelly beans closer than her.

Good game.

 

[bacon]

Of note this is 37.62% closer on the ctytftb (closer than you thanks for trying bitch) scale.

Just saying.

Muddy I know you hate a smartypants but you can tell her this is the equivalent of the Heat beating the Sixers 112.284 to 67.716.

 

[Mudcat]

All I was thinking about her was she has a very pretty face but I wasn't sure about the body under that costume.