Jennifer Aniston

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I find her so attractive I would let her shit in a box and I'd play with it.

 

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Is she flammable?

 

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i love her.

 

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I might play with the box, but not her shit.

 

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I love her so much it hurts.

 

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I'd use it as war paint.

 

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I used to think she was hot, back when i saw my first episode of Friends.

Now, not so much.

 

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And I'd style my hair with it.

 

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Houser, when you bang your wife do you pretend you're really banging Jennifer?



Actually, no need to answer, I already have a good idea.

 

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Nah....sometimes I even think about my wife when I whack off.

 

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Well...every once in a while we'll say.

 

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Check out that dent.

 

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ugly fukkin feet, pal.

 

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Let's see your feet

 

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http://www.wikifeet.com/Jennifer_Aniston


Take it back

 

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Take it back right now.