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Interesting Prostitute Experiences (Slightly NSFW)

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tacomax

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These are reviews of some hooker encounters on an UK website. Some of them are unbelievable, some are gross, some are hilarious.

First of we start with Becky who works out of an establishment called Inner Tranquility in Bolton via the Arabesque escort agency. I wonder how many people go in there thinking it's where you can buy some new age crystal shit.

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The place is located in the Indian district of Bolton a couple of doors down from a halal place which is called La Hore. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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And here we have Becky in all her glory, a dream come true for any gentlemen who is a fan of the curvy, older lady with a tramp stamp. Maybe not the best choice if you're into anal or rimming but she seems to cover most other things.

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At around $80 for 40 minutes with her, what's the worst that can happen?

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OK, so maybe we can forgive her for that one. Everyone can get a foul smelling water infection, right? Maybe that was what was causing the damp carpet. But anyway, it's not as if a different punter is going to see her 4 weeks later with the problem seemingly getting worse.

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Next we have Lucy who worked at a "Health Studio" in Manchester which is no longer operating which is a bit of a shame - I mean, just look at the location.

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How much of a one stop shop is that piece of real estate? It really is a place you can take the whole family. Take the other half to get her nails done, your daughter to get some maths tutoring, your son get a haircut while you fuck a hooker upstairs. The only thing missing is a clap clinic for after you banged Lucy.

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Next is Sophie from Bury who used to work opposite an industrial estate in a not particularly classy looking place.

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But aside from that, she seemed to have a pretty nice body on her.

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I mean it's just really a lucky dip with these random encounters, you've just got to stick your hand in and hope what you get is something you want.


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And if you wanted a sponge then this is a girl you really want to stick your hand into. Seriously though, that's not particularly nice but maybe she was just trying to make herself super clean but was a bit forgetful. Then again it's probably the worst thing you can find by putting your hand in that and it's not that bad, right?
 
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