Innocent Sentences That Sound Salacious

[CASPERWAIT$]

Anybody see my hoe?

I'll take two breasts and a large Slurpee please.

Don't pet the pussy that way, it just irratates her.

 

[bacon]

salacious confirmed

 

[Matty]

hawt

 

[roguejuror]

i got nothing

 

[Cami]

If you're me, pretty much anything can sound dirty.

 

[Teela]

Where can you order two breasts and a Slurpee?

 

[bacon]

that sounds so good right now

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Where can you order two breasts and a Slurpee?

At the 7/11.

They sell fried chicken in the rotisserie next to the hot dogs and Mexican buffalo rolls.

 

[bacon]

you can get a pair of socks and some glade there too then huff the glade and get high

so well fed and a great time for about $10 thank heaven for 711

 

[Matty]

We have some 7/11's here. Interesting places. They apparently want Canadians to experience the authentic look & feel of dingy, neglected convenience stores in American backwaters.

 

[bacon]

I can't be the only one here who thinks teela's man should come home to her huffing glade thorugh a sock surrounded by a chicken and slurpee

 

[Teela]

Is the sock surrounded by chicken and slurpee? We routinely coat our socks in chicken and slurpee.

 

[MrX]

7-11s are everywhere in Thailand.

And they're about the only air-conditioned shops in Bangkok. You can really come to appreciate the cool, crisp feel of a dingy, neglected American convenience store.

 

[roguejuror]

Are convenience stores in Canada stereotypically run by pakis/indians also?

 

[Matty]

Sort of. It's a mix of Korean, Chinese, Indians and Pakis.

 

[Matty]

I go to 7-11 for the soda Slurpees. My favorite is the orange soda one.

 

[bacon]

standard sock glade huffing etiquette Teelaballs

mucho respecto

 

[reno cool]

I dunno if they're neglected, they're alright. Was kinda odd that they started selling chicken. I'm waiting for 7/11 filet mignon