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[roguejuror]

yeah it kind of does, that's what we do

 

[Tron]

Came home at 2am plastered one night. Put a Totino's in the oven to eat. Passed out on couch.

Pizza burnt, oven starts smoking like crazy. Fire thingys going crazy. I'm on couch passed out. One roommate comes out and takes the on fire pizza out.



I almost killed us.

Had a roomie who did TEH SAME THING when I was in my early 20's.

His nickname was, "Chief".

Chief almost killed us that night and he slept through the WHOLE thing.

 

[Mudcat]

I never passed out with pizza in the oven. I once passed out with pork chops on the barbecue but you don't set off smoke alarms and blacken the roof when you do that. You just wake up with some dry bones on the grill and an empty propane tank.

 

[roguejuror]

I never passed out with pizza in the oven. I once passed out with pork chops on the barbecue but you don't set off smoke alarms and blacken the roof when you do that. You just wake up with some dry bones on the grill and an empty propane tank.

This is why you're hip.

 

[senco78]

I used to deliver pizzas in my stoner days. I would smoke en route to all deliveries.
when someone ordered a meat lovers they were delivered a pizza with just about all the meat picked off it... munchies