Ideally, how many times a week would you have sex?

[Cami]

Totally worth it.

P.S. Stop being a prude.

 

[Boner_18]

Aim for 1-3. In reality, it comes in spurts (hah!), nearly all weekend sessions. The goalie has.been pulled in the Boner household so the missus is always on the prowl these days. I realize this is fleeting... Whatever. Ill take what I can get.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I said 8-14.

That's ideal because that would also mean I make at least $2800 a week.

Pros ain't cheap these days.

 

[Matty]

Aim for 1-3. In reality, it comes in spurts (hah!), nearly all weekend sessions. The goalie has.been pulled in the Boner household so the missus is always on the prowl these days. I realize this is fleeting... Whatever. Ill take what I can get.

My man.

 

[Blitty]

It's like the Olympic women's gold medal game at boners house.

He keeps hitting the post from across the rink.

:insertgifhere:


:rimshot:

 

[roguejuror]

December baby common!

 

[RayRay]

Well duh! The woman's hardware took 6 weeks to heal, it was a DMZ all that time. Haven't had sex since JL was born man.

how often do you have to whack it in order to feel normal?

 

[Matty]

Once a day while on this stupid pill.

 

[Blitty]

I whacked it for my first time in months today.

 

[RayRay]

on what pill? for what? did i miss this earlier in the thread?

 

[RayRay]

I whacked it for my first time in months today.

common ... aint buyin it

 

[Matty]

on what pill? for what? did i miss this earlier in the thread?

Lexapro

numbs the penis

 

[PuckOff]

Premarital sex is a sin

you will all pay

Already did with the first little pucker, but it's all worth it.

 

[roguejuror]

Lexapro

numbs the penis

What does it do in your head?

 

[PuckOff]

Lexapro = no pro

 

[Matty]

What does it do in your head?

Eases the overthinking/overanalyzing

Makes it easier to be in the moment

 

[RayRay]

is it messing with your libido? still not sure what it has to do with beating it

 

[Matty]

Lexapro

numbs the penis

NUMBS THE PENIS