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I really dislike Blitty

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Archie
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anyone got any hooker stories?
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Back around 1993 I picked up a hooker in Niagara Falls and took her to a motel.

She seemed nice, claimed to be from Calgary. We get in to the room and i give her whatever it was we agreed on and get ready.

She gets on the bed and puts TWO fukking condoms on me, I was not happy but back then I feared aids and always wore one with whores.

So I go to put it in and she grabs my kok and is holding it in a way that won't allow me to penetrate much. I was getting pissed off and said something like "what the fuck are you doing?"
She put on a good show and claimed to be offended at my language and that our session was over. I told her that was fine but I'll be needing my money because you didn't do anything except complain.

She said no way on the refund so I grabbed her purse and as I was opening it she came up from behind me and smashed me over the head with her high heel shoe.

I was a little stunned but as soon as I felt the warm sensation of my own blood gushing down my neck and back I totally lost my cool and threw her across the room. She hit the wall pretty hard and started freaking, she opens the door and yells "RAPE" and two guys come running to see what was going on, what they found was an enraged and very naked Plommer, covered in his own blood with two condoms dangling from his limp kok.

These guys could tell I was probably a little more than they wanted to tangle with - I probably would beat the fukk out of whoever decided to play hero first, but they were not dumb and walked away.

A few minutes later the cops show up and take a report, the broad was long gone by this time and I think I netted a profit on my session.

Other than giving me a lecture the cops were pretty much useless.

So I head to the hospital to get my head stitched up and went home.

I've only had violent encounters with hookers twice in over 20 years and they were both cases of being ripped off.

Since I have been with hundreds, two bad encounters ain't so bad.

PS: Arch, I hope this is what you were looking for, pal.
 
Plommer, that story touched my heart in a place it hadn't been touched in a while pal

Plommer, who called the cops? You , her or a 3rd party?

Plommstein, did you put on some underwear before the fuzz showed up or did you give them the your side while your Canadian cock was hanging out in all it's glory?

Plommer, were you just waiting for a couple of hard, pipe hitting Hawaiians to show up at the door way when she yelled rape?


Good story plommerwitz
 
Never mess with these guys. Ever.

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This was a true event Daffaaaaay!

Yes, I put my pants on before the cops showed up, when I got home and went to take a piss the condoms were still stuck on my kok.

Daft, many hookers have told me of the encounters they have had with police officers, more than a few have claimed they had to perform sex acts on some cops to avoid being hassled.

These broads are claiming to have been extorted by city of Toronto police officers.
I don't like their chances of being believed though, they are criminals, cops are salt of the earth good guys, gotta take the cops word over a hooker.
 
Blitty
I am currently on a Internet date. We met at 7, its almost midnight. 9 drinks deepg. Think we are about to get a bagw of blow.

Any advice at this point is welcomet..?
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I have confidence that you've already kissed her. You're 5 hours into the date. Not kissing her yet would be a red card.


My advice would be skip the blow (assuming you have drinks back at your crib), take the party back to your place, hit the roof top for some views and convo and then do your thing brutha.
 
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