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Mrs. X
Oh, well, that's never going to fly. As Mr. X *always* says, "Dishes! That's womans work". So unless we can dress him up and call him Sally, change my avatar to his, then this marriage is doomed from the start.
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MrX is right, doing the dishes is lady's work! Looks like this domesticated gal can handle that! :moped:


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Bread
Whoaaaa....you're good. :bowdown:
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Me used to be Photoshop pro. The company I worked for the longest I used to photoshop little tricks into the designs. I did this shirt and photoshopped my head into one of the bills.

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My mistake was telling someone I did it. They made me take it out.

It sucks too because it was one of their biggest sellers. DMX wore it all the time. No one would have noticed if I didn't open my big mouth.

One of my bigger mistakes was misspelling the word equipment. I spelled it equipTment. It went all the way to production. Not that anyone ever noticed.

Doing dishes in my underpants although much less glamorous (depending on the underpants), is a much easier and more satisfying gig.

So uhhh...it's cool if I marry your wife right?
 
Mrs. X
Me used to be Photoshop pro. The company I worked for the longest I used to photoshop little tricks into the designs. I did this shirt and photoshopped my head into one of the bills.

moneyshirt.jpg


My mistake was telling someone I did it. They made me take it out.

It sucks too because it was one of their biggest sellers. DMX wore it all the time. No one would have noticed if I didn't open my big mouth.

One of my bigger mistakes was misspelling the word equipment. I spelled it equipTment. It went all the way to production. Not that anyone ever noticed.

Doing dishes in my underpants although much less glamorous (depending on the underpants), is a much easier and more satisfying gig.

So uhhh...it's cool if I marry your wife right?
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Not to bud in on someone's conversito, but I'm surmising it's okay with Bread as long as he gets to marry your hubby?

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Bread
Nice! Marry away, jellybean!
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Okay then. Are we all moving to Utah, or are you going to Bermuda?

Can we all move to Bermuda?

What if we all just move to Panama with Durito. Well, not *with* Durito. Maybe next door.

Sorry Durito, it's not you. It's just that, you've got alot of shit going on right now. knowwhati'msayin'?
 
Mrs. X
Okay then. Are we all moving to Utah, or are you going to Bermuda?

Can we all move to Bermuda?

What if we all just move to Panama with Durito. Well, not *with* Durito. Maybe next door.

Sorry Durito, it's not you. It's just that, you've got alot of shit going on right now. knowwhati'msayin'?
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We're gonna all move to Portland. We'll throw syringes at each other like giant fleshy dartboards and just see what happens.
 
Mrs. X
Can we both wear pants? I like skirts but they're just not as comfortable.

Do I have to divorce Mr. X, or can we move to Utah? If we do move to Utah, can we live by Kato?

Are you going to divorce Bread? Or can we all go to Utah together? I don't think Mr. X will want to be in a marriage with Bread. He really likes him and everything, but marriage, that's a really big step for guys.

You know?
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please move to utah, all of you
 
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