I have a walking rash between my butt and thighs

[MonkeyF0cker]

Agreed. Wait, are you referring to Internet shit or posters-meeting-in-real-life shit?

Internet shit mostly.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Robyn,

Will you ask MonkeyFOcker if he's snorting the cocaine? I want to, but I don't want to get crushed, or deeply involved in this portion of the ball rash thread.

Thanks,
Your pal Mrs. X

No coke. Just stirring the pot with my favorite mark.

 

[Rubyn]

Internet shit mostly.

Ok then. I agree. You see, my inflection key hasn't been working properly as of late. Goddamnjapanesekeyboards. I can see why you would think I was being serious there.

 

[Mrs. X]

Mrs. X, please stop posting stupid shit. Stupid shit is not tolerated at gamelive. This is a serious gambling board meant for those who never have a harsh word toward another human being, cats or youtube videos.

Thank you for your consideration.

Robyn

Robyn,

Will you marry me?

Your pal Mrs. X

 

[Rubyn]

Robyn,

Will you marry me?

Your pal Mrs. X

Only if I get to wear the pants.

 

[MrX]

Am I out, or is this going to be a polyamorous thing?

 

[Rubyn]

Well, someone will have to do the dishes. So I'd say you're in.

 

[Mrs. X]

Can we both wear pants? I like skirts but they're just not as comfortable.

Do I have to divorce Mr. X, or can we move to Utah? If we do move to Utah, can we live by Kato?

Are you going to divorce Bread? Or can we all go to Utah together? I don't think Mr. X will want to be in a marriage with Bread. He really likes him and everything, but marriage, that's a really big step for guys.

You know?

 

[Mrs. X]

Well, someone will have to do the dishes. So I'd say you're in.

Oh, well, that's never going to fly. As Mr. X *always* says, "Dishes! That's womans work". So unless we can dress him up and call him Sally, change my avatar to his, then this marriage is doomed from the start.

 

[Rubyn]

I think it would be a dangerous adventure should you and Bread ever meet.

Ooh, maybe I can get him deported back to Bermuda! That would be a good trick.

 

[MrX]

So unless we can dress him up and call him Sally, change my avatar to his, then this marriage is doomed from the start.

No, let's make this work. You're correct, of course, I can't be doing the dishes. But, if you and Robin are going to be too "busy", maybe we can buy new dishes every few days? I know it sounds crazy, but I think this is important enough that we need to really think outside the box.

 

[Mrs. X]

Danger. Danger? We live for danger.

I know people think I'm just some girl that pretty much hangs out at the house and does crazy yoga every day that makes her cry because it's so hot and hurty? No, goddamnit. I'm not some sort of all talk no action lame-o internet poster that doesn't do any troubles. I am troubles.

I AM going to yoga at noon....no....fuck it...... FOUR O'CLOCK tomorrow instead of my regular nine am class.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oh, well, that's never going to fly. As Mr. X *always* says, "Dishes! That's womans work". So unless we can dress him up and call him Sally, change my avatar to his, then this marriage is doomed from the start.

That Mr. X sure has his head on straight. If he were a chick, I'd bang him.

 

[Mrs. X]

We can discuss later if we will both be Mrs. X or I will be Mrs. Robyn. I'm all for paper plates, as long as they're the recyclable kind. I have the heart of a dirty hippie.

I took a sleeping pill.....goodnight gamelive........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Rubyn]

It's the troubles you and Bread would cause together which concern me. You see, while I participate in many troubles myself, I also stand as a voice of reason when certain troubles could lead to very serious troubles. A Bread/Mrs. X combo would quite possibly be of Mickey/Malorie-type proportions.

 

[MrX]

That Mr. X sure has his head on straight. If he were a chick, I'd bang him.

Thanks, MonkeyFer.

On that note, I'm going to go to bed and pray to God that it's my plural marriage to MrsX and Robyn that works its way into my dreams, and NOT being 'banged' by MonkeyF0cker.

 

[reno cool]

It's the troubles you and Bread would cause together which concern me. You see, while I participate in many troubles myself, I also stand as a voice of reason when certain troubles could lead to very serious troubles. A Bread/Mrs. X combo would quite possibly be of Mickey/Malorie-type proportions.

yeah, I can see this.

 

[roguejuror]

wow