I have a walking rash between my butt and thighs

[Teela]

I now believe, due to PMS-like symptoms, that most of the posters on this forum are female. I'm requesting pics of all penises.

Pics or ban.

 

[Rubyn]

Robyn I found the ignore feature


Good say.

Daft, I tell you this as a friend. If you respond to him after putting him on ignore, I will hurt your hair.

 

[Badnina]

NO!!! Not the hair.

 

[MrMonkey]

please copy me any and all pictures sent to Tella!

Dam Nina! I jumped back to this thread seeing you posted and thinking you were going to talk about your own little personal rash issue? Please my dear, let's keep this train on the track with this thread! :flowers:

Nina, can you at least make up a story involving you with a lower body something! Help me get to sleep kinda like a bedtime story!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Daft, I tell you this as a friend. If you respond to him after putting him on ignore, I will hurt your hair.

I love the post meet-in-real-life suckfest that always happens on these forums...

 

[Rubyn]

I love the post meet-in-real-life suckfest that always happens on these forums...

I can't tell whether or not you are jealous or disgusted.

 

[MrMonkey]

I now believe, due to PMS-like symptoms, that most of the posters on this forum are female. I'm requesting pics of all penises.

Pics or ban.

Sorry Teela, can't send any pics but many people over the years have referred to me as a big dick! I always thought I was just average! If you like though you can give me your phone number and I can give you some monkey phone sex!

 

[Teela]

Bread will screen all phone calls and conference call it.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I can't tell whether or not you are jealous or disgusted.

LOL. What would I be jealous of?

 

[MrMonkey]

Bread will screen all phone calls and conference call it.

Sounds like a plan! I can do you, and if they want also Robyn, and Nina all at the same time?

 

[Rubyn]

I can't tell whether or not you are jealous or disgusted.

Oops, sorry. I thought I was responding to MrMonkey. Knowing now that it was you, I realize that you were disgusted.

MonkeyF0cker, when you fly here for Mayhem in August, I will not expect a suckfest between you and I.

 

[Badnina]

Once upon a time (like about two weeks ago) I got a little sunburn while on vacation. Since I wasn't about to let anything that minor keep me indoors while at the beach, I slathered on more sunscreen and hit the pool every day. Which resulted in a nice rash all over my shoulders and the tops o my bosoms but ended where the white skin begins. And they all lived happily ever after.



Sleepy now?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oops, sorry. I thought I was responding to MrMonkey. Knowing now that it was you, I realize that you were disgusted.

MonkeyF0cker, when you fly here for Mayhem in August, I will not expect a suckfest between you and I.

I really think people take this shit far too seriously.

 

[Rubyn]

I really think people take this shit far too seriously.

Agreed. Wait, are you referring to Internet shit or posters-meeting-in-real-life shit?

 

[Mrs. X]

Robyn,

Will you ask MonkeyFOcker if he's snorting the cocaine? I want to, but I don't want to get crushed, or deeply involved in this portion of the ball rash thread.

Thanks,
Your pal Mrs. X

 

[MrMonkey]

MrMonkey, if you are familiar with curious, you must be a long-time SBR poster. One day, you will tell me your true identity. Oh yes, one day.

I used to think that pavy was curious. True story.

Sweet dreams!

 

[MrMonkey]

Once upon a time (like about two weeks ago) I got a little sunburn while on vacation. Since I wasn't about to let anything that minor keep me indoors while at the beach, I slathered on more sunscreen and hit the pool every day. Which resulted in a nice rash all over my shoulders and the tops o my bosoms but ended where the white skin begins. And they all lived happily ever after.



Sleepy now?

TY Nina! :yawn: :yawn:

 

[Rubyn]

Robyn,

Will you ask MonkeyFOcker if he's snorting the cocaine? I want to, but I don't want to get crushed, or deeply involved in this portion of the ball rash thread.

Thanks,
Your pal Mrs. X

Mrs. X, please stop posting stupid shit. Stupid shit is not tolerated at gamelive. This is a serious gambling board meant for those who never have a harsh word toward another human being, cats or youtube videos.

Thank you for your consideration.

Robyn