I Have A Rock Hard Erection Right Now

[Cougar Bait]

Two options:

A. Blow to a combination red head anal, blonde oral, Cami's tits on the computer
B. Keep jacking for 1-2 hours, don't cum, then nail the GF later tonight after another 6 beers. This is called "the system"....jack off furiously for hours, don't cum, then nail your GF/wife for hours when she gets home

 

[mcbaseball10]

Cover your mouth as a precaution.

 

[fiveteamer]

Man, why are Greeks always so fucking horny.

 

[stevek173]

Option D - your girlfriend. Fuck her right, trust me the juice is always worth the squeeze Coug.

 

[Cami]

I agree with Steves. Give the woman some lovins.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Nutsack is large and full


Might hold off and let her get the whole load


We are talking hours

 

[senco78]

careful jacking and not Ejackulating
blue balls is NOT a myth

 

[Archie]

saturday night system play and facial, all the way!

 

[Cami]

careful jacking and not Ejackulating
blue balls is NOT a myth

Do your balls really turn blue?


Also, realize, females get just as "blue" as males! It may not feel the same, but they do, they just get bitchy instead of feeling the pain.

 

[senco78]

not sure if they actually turn blue
but it IS painful... only had them once thank Muhammad ala akarbar

 

[roguejuror]

coug i don't believe you

 

[Cami]

not sure if they actually turn blue
but it IS painful... only had them once thank Muhammad ala akarbar

Do me a favor, next time you, or anyone else reading this, gets blue balls, look and see if they are blue, or any shade of for me,
other wise I do not understand why they would call it that, nor do I feel inclined to google that shit.

 

[Tron]

saturday night system play and facial, all the way!

I LOL'd

 

[senco78]

Do me a favor, next time you, or anyone else reading this, gets blue balls, look and see if they are blue, or any shade of for me,
other wise I do not understand why they would call it that, nor do I feel inclined to google that shit.

Blue balls is a slang term[1] for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles and prostate region, accompanied by acute testicular pain,[2] or a prolonged dull aching pain emanating from the prostate, caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal in the human male.[3] The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.[4] Some urologists call the condition "epididymal hypertension". The condition is not universally experienced by all males.[5]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I didn't know it was an actual condition. I thought it was just a state of affairs.

Learn something every day.

 

[Deuce]

I used to get it bad, to the point where it would be hard to even walk. Would have to either wank or get a gal to release the tension for me. All bullshit aside, it sucks big time. Basically like being kicked in the balls for a long period of time.

 

[senco78]

I used to get it bad, to the point where it would be hard to even walk. Would have to either wank or get a gal to release the tension for me. All bullshit aside, it sucks big time. Basically like being kicked in the balls for a long period of time.

this x100000
that what I recall of the event...constant ache same as being kicked in balls.. no touchy touchy my balls at the time
mine only lasted day or so.

 

[roguejuror]

are you born with that shit? can it happen to anyone?