I have a job interview tomorrow

[Mudcat]

Weird feeling. I haven't had one of those in probably 10 years.

It's a full-time job and I was leaning towards part-time but I applied selectively for a handful of full-timers that looked really good. This was the first reply of any kind that I have gotten.

This would be a good company to get into. Fedex.

As I say, I'm not sure I even want it but I guess I'll give it the fullcourt press just in case.

HR people at Fedex better be prepared to have their pants charmed off tomorrow.

 

[Archie]

I'm available for use as a reference

 

[Matty]

Awesome, Muddy. Kick some megacorporate butt. If they end up offering a job you can always give it a try and back out during the probationary period if it turns out it sucks ass.

 

[mrquincy]

Good luck;

 

[Mudcat]

Yep I know. I'm hoping and believing it will be temporary in any case (but of course I'm not telling them that).

But who knows?

 

[plommer]

Good luck pal.

 

[Teela]

Good luck, Muddy!

After you charm their pants off, have tp rolls available.

 

[Archie]

Muddy, will look real hot in some brown UPS shorts

 

[roguejuror]

For what position ?

 

[Archie]

For what position ?

I think he'll look in hot from all positions, in those shorts.... but especially from behind...

oh wait, you were asking about what position he is applying for......

shit that was embarrassing

 

[Mudcat]

Now I'm starting to fret. I am concerned that my buns are not all that they can be.

I am thinking I may have to stuff my underwear with something. A couple of paperback novellas perhaps?

Is there a recommended method for perking up the buttocks on short notice?

 

[Matty]

.

 

[roguejuror]

I did enjoy the bright orange short pic

 

[roguejuror]

Now I'm starting to fret. I am concerned that my buns are not all that they can be.

I am thinking I may have to stuff my underwear with something. A couple of paperback novellas perhaps?

Is there a recommended method for perking up the buttocks on short notice?

No muddy don't do it, if they want you they should want you for who you are.

 

[Tron]

Good luck, sir.

I'm willing to bet that you interview very well even though you've been out of the game for a while.

Will there be a piano in the interview room? Maybe a moving rendition of "How Soon Is Now" by The Smiths?

 

[Mudcat]

For what position ?

The posted title is Warehouse Shipper Receiver.

 

[pico]

good luck

 

[Razor]

Good luck, Muddy!

After you charm their pants off, have tp rolls available.

Hi Teela. Are you really a girl? Blitty said that all the girls were fake. Why would someone pretend to be a girl?

Mr. Mudcat, good luck on the job interview. It is a dog eat dog out there, but with a picture of Matty's dog on your side, you'll beat every dog in the game.