I did not fuck my crazy Iranian neighbor.

[plommer]

I was warned about the crazy broad next door. I never knew she existed until today.

I'm watching TV Tues night and it sounds like some broad is arguing with her boyfriend on my balcony.

Turns out its the broad next door on the phone with her sister, they are Iranian and they are loud, so I bang on her door to tell her to keep it down and somehow she ends up on my couch watching a movie with me.

My philosophy is any port in a storm but this broad is crazy, she offered to cook me dinner Wed nite, I am not crazy, I will eat it.

I will not fuck it.

Tonight I was reminded why I love hookers.

(They go away.)


PS: Iranian broad is 37 and not bad looking, but she never stops talking and she babbles.
I think it would be a horrible mistake to fuck a next door neighbor that is this crazy.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Anal then?

 

[RayRay]

is this why you are facebook disabled again?

 

[roguejuror]

Too close proximity. Don't go there plommy.

 

[bacon]

Too close proximity. Don't go there plommy.

I was just going to say the exact same thing.

Also, this could get interesting

 

[roguejuror]

hm iranians are hot though, never had one of those

 

[Cami]

I would never get involved with a neighbor. I don't see it turning out well, ever, especially one that lives right. next. door.
Good luck with that pal.

 

[PuckOff]

BS!!! Total BS. We need some photos of this nutjob or it's all BS. Is she Muslim?

 

[FreeFall]

women stop talking when they are . PROTIP!

What do you think her intentions are?

 

[plommer]

women stop talking when they are . PROTIP!

What do you think her intentions are?

Her intentions are to use my stuff and watch my tv.

 

[PuckOff]

no pics???

 

[roguejuror]

do you have a nice tv?

 

[plommer]

no pics???

yeah, no.

do you have a nice tv?

Toshiba LCD, it's a flatscreen. Bateman would be proud.

Also, this could get interesting

I'll let you guys know when I'm charged with forcible confinement.

 

[PuckOff]

does she have nice tits?
How is her engrish?
Can she walk out on her balcony and see in your apartment?

 

[plommer]

does she have nice tits?

All tits are nice. Duh.

How is her engrish?

She has an accent. It's thick.

Can she walk out on her balcony and see in your apartment?

No.

 

[PuckOff]

I'm torn on this one Plommer. I'd say fuck her silly, but there's a lot of downside here. This would be a very tough call for me. If she's a muslim then I'd try to fuck her, but then Alah would send messages to the radical muslims out there who woudl hunt you down and cut your head off. Tough call. Very tough call.

 

[plommer]

Pucky, she is Christian, and it ain't gonna happen.

She is just too annoying to deal with for more than 5 minutes.


I'm a miserable old fukk that likes young broads that go away after 15 minutes of fun.

 

[PuckOff]

Plom, watch out for those muslim girls pretending to be christian. That's all I'm saying.