I am getting old!

[rito]

How many pictures of my wife do you have saved archie.

 

[Archie]

I thought the movie Crazy Stupid Love was pretty weak but there was one line that made me laugh. Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone have been building towards getting nekkid together for the first time - a very nervous prospect for her - and he finally takes his shirt off and she is overcome with feelings of inadequacy and she says, "Oh my gawd, it's like you're photoshopped."

I'd forgotten that i'd seen this movie until I read this again and remembered that quote

 

[plommer]

How many pictures of my wife do you have saved archie.

no less than all of them:

yes -450
no +400

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I'm not too far from the perfect man! unreal!

I don't even need any baby oil!

This is you? This is a great body. This would go into my "yes" category.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

on a scale of 1-10 what does this rate in body?

uh, who is that? i'm working on a scale system here? 1-10 or something?

 

[Blitty]

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i head shot of a hipster? no.

 

[Virtuoso]

I'm not too far from the perfect man! unreal!

I don't even need any baby oil!

 

[Cougar Bait]

uh, who is that? i'm working on a scale system here? 1-10 or something?

That is Brock landers and I am quite proud to say I am responsible for that Photoshop

 

[Matty]

 

[roguejuror]

lol that is great if it was for real

 

[Archie]

chick next to the beer kisser (seems to be a hockey game?)

looks alot like Brock Lander's wife. any chance that beer kisser is Brock's brother Rocky?

 

[Matty]

It seems staged. Why would the chick act all scared and grossed out? What a cunt if she wasn't acting.

That guy rocks, whether it was spontaneous or not.

 

[reno cool]

maybe she's afraid he was gonna kiss her

 

[Archie]

It seems staged. Why would the chick act all sared and grossed out? What a cunt if she wasn't acting.

That guy rocks, whether it was spontaneous or not.

if you look closer, you can see her arm is around another man's arm on her right. I think maybe she doesn't know that guy and just doesn't know what is gonna happen....

she thought she and her man on her right were gonna get on the kiss cam, but the guy on her left stole her show.

and she's a dumb bitch

 

[Matty]

It's quite obvious she isn't the guy's GF. Her reaction is still way over the top. Oh well.

 

[roguejuror]

i head shot of a hipster? no.

that's my carnalito el chompiras

 

[Archie]

i've always wanted to be on the kiss cam, and then slap big al