How To Kill Your Wife With A Cannonball

[Saulty]

http://news.yahoo.com/calif-woman-killed-cannonball-fired-husband-161136372.html

1. Buy a cannon.
2. Bring it to your mobile home.
3. Face the cannon barrel towards your mobile home.
4. Make sure your wife is home while you work on the cannon pointing towards your home.
5. Call the cops and tell them there was an accident after you fire the cannon ball.

 

[MrMonkey]

Unreal! The story said they were working on the cannon nearby! WTF are they working on a cannon for anyways? FLA might have lots of pedos but Cali tops the cake for total wackos!

 

[Saulty]

I'm guessing there was alcohol involved at 12:15 am when the cannon went off.

 

[roguejuror]

1. Buy a cannon.
2. Bring it to your mobile home.
3. Face the cannon barrel towards your mobile home.
4. Make sure your wife is home while you work on the cannon pointing towards your home.
5. Call the cops and tell them there was an accident after you fire the cannon ball.

I don't know what's better this or pico's idea... http://gamelive.com/forum/showthread.php/14978-is-it-murder-if-you-called-the-cops

 

[Cami]

How to kill your wife....
Anti-freeze...
Might come up during the autopsy...
But who's to say how it got there...

 

[xpansive]

I hear the black seeds from a type of canola plant (which is classified as a weed) breaks down quickly after consumption but causes death within a few hours if left untreated due to the toxicity of the seed. So much so that to find traces of the substance in a toxicology report is difficult...

Cant recall the specific name of the plant from the top of my head

 

[Cami]

Damn man...
Remind to piss you off!
Usefull info though....

 

[xpansive]

Damn man...
Remind to piss you off!
Usefull info though....

Cami, il take pic of said plant and post next-time in that area...

Very recently (as in last week) found out that when the police check my name on their database my hands come up as registered weapons :

Cami am a cleanskin (at least criminal record wise) but apparently if u have extensive training in weapons and (semi-legal) street fighting then ur considered a risk to the personal safety of a bunch of armed dudes in uniforms, even if u have a spotless record...

Akin to sending in a flood to quash but a single burning ember...Unreal

 

[Cami]

Very interested in the pic expy.

Also I hear ya on the hands being a weapon...kinda funny how nervouse it makes the cops.
Have a few friends with extensive knowledge in martials, boxing, ect. They are pretty much never allowed in a street fight regardless the situation or they automatically get arrested.....that's some bull...to an extent if u ask me...

 

[xpansive]

Ah yes, now i remember.

Cami, its called a castor oil tree. Contains ricin, not good:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castor_oil_plant

 

[xpansive]

Spare Space for sale

 

[roguejuror]

hm, very interesting xpy

the plant and your skills

do you run? Jog?

 

[vagabond]

Castor oil can be used to remove corns.

 

[Cami]

Damn expy...it says by injection or inhilation....crazy...
Funny how some things that can be so beautiful can be so deadly.
I wonder though if it would be a painful death and how quick...
Who wants to be my guinney pig!!!??

 

[Cami]

Though I would sooner slip it someones food...can't forsee getting away with injection...though it appears
Oraly it requires a larger dose.

 

[xpansive]

RJ occasionally. Lots of land here to run in when mood takes me....

Cami death can take over several days if ingested.

Ricin preferred method amongst the KGB apparently...

 

[Saulty]

I'm guessing there was alcohol involved at 12:15 am when the cannon went off.

http://news.yahoo.com/california-woman-slain-mortar-device-prosecutor-020205393.html

Fox, Ogara and three adult guests had been drinking before the explosion, Mody said.