Cami
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Damn.
Damn.
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small asses are illegal in Colombia.
roguejuror
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I wonder if mister monkey has faked an orgasm.
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Never! Agree with Cami on this one! Women can tell!
Now MrsM has given it to me with 180 degrees of separation with "did you cum already?" like she didn't know or "are you almost ready to cum?" Make up your mind please! Us guys are under a lot of pressure to perform!
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translation: "hurry up and finish and get the fuck off me - my snatch is sore".
I've met many prima donna hookers that do this. I usually respond by slowing down and delaying my eruption just to piss them off.
It's not like I know their real name, or have to live up to some sort of expectation.
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You could always save up your sperm from your Jerk-off sessions and just throw that on her when you are done... Problem solved!
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Nice Plommer, you do your business and get out and not having to hear a latter discussion like "so dear, what do think the problem was?" OMG! I have a problem! No wonder lots of people see shrinks!
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I really wanna party with rito
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Yeah, got me. Fuck.
Cami
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I usually know what the "problem" is if he doesn't get his....but I do my best not to mention it.....no need to add insult to injury.
Sometimes I say something though....only when I am frustrated....but I try not to....
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Today old mate informs me that he once pumped soap into a condom to fake a orgasm in order to trick his significant other...
Just when i think all forms of trickery had been discovered...
Just when i think all forms of trickery had been discovered...
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maybe only once I recall, ..IDK
drugs and booze being the culprit.
gets to a point that its to much work and strenuous activity to chase the 4 sec nut.
the result just doesnt make the effort worth it at that a certain point IMO...
when legs start cramping , side starts hurting, arms feel like just did a military press burnout then Im quitting.
no need to fake it.
what bout the female quitting before the guy... w/ or without faking
some cant take the jackhammer needed on occasion and tapout... WTF???
drugs and booze being the culprit.
gets to a point that its to much work and strenuous activity to chase the 4 sec nut.
the result just doesnt make the effort worth it at that a certain point IMO...
when legs start cramping , side starts hurting, arms feel like just did a military press burnout then Im quitting.
no need to fake it.
what bout the female quitting before the guy... w/ or without faking
some cant take the jackhammer needed on occasion and tapout... WTF???