How many craps you taking a week?

[roguejuror]

Don't want to talk about it. It's all too tragic.

I don't know what to make of this.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

The poll is in present tense....... not going back to 2001

Oh. Shouldn't it be titled.. "How many craps did you take this week?" then?

 

[plommer]

I don't know what to make of this.

I see what u did there.

Well played, Garcia.

 

[rake922]

Oh. Shouldn't it be titled.. "How many craps did you take this week?" then?

If somebody asks a question in present tense, do you make them clarify "well do you mean today or this week or this month?"

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

If somebody asks a question in present tense, do you make them clarify "well do you mean today or this week or this month?"

"How many craps are you taking a week" implies an average number of craps.

If someone asks you how many days a week you work, but you are currently on vacation, what would you tell them?

 

[Saulty]

Rake,

Can I count wet farts in craps?

 

[rake922]

 

[plommer]

Rake,

Can I count wet farts in craps?

wet farts that leave a mark in your underwear count

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

What if you're not wearing underwear?

 

[plommer]

What if you're not wearing underwear?

I always wear underwear.

 

[Matty]

I clogged a toilet in a Czech hotel last week. No plunger so I had to push my giant turd down the hole with that circular brush thingie. No other way to clean the brush but to spin it as fast as possible in the water. Doing so got rid of at least half the fecal matter.

I tipped the maid 50 crowns ($2.50)

Good thread.

 

[plommer]

Matty, sounds like you're not getting enough fibre, pal.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I always wear underwear.

In the shower?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I clogged a toilet in a Czech hotel last week. No plunger so I had to push my giant turd down the hole with that circular brush thingie. No other way to clean the brush but to spin it as fast as possible in the water. Doing so got rid of at least half the fecal matter.

I tipped the maid 50 crowns ($2.50)

Good thread.

That's very courteous of you. I would typically just leave a tip and skip the plungering in that event.

 

[plommer]

In the shower?

always

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

always

While you're taking a shit?

 

[senco78]

4 Imodium AD a day keeps me somewhat regular... still at 2 a day on average

 

[Bread]

I don't like talking about this topic. It's not fun.

But I will say this. I'm sure Muddy can attest.

Drugs make bowel movements a goddamned Jean Claude Van Damme movie.

It's never boring.