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Has anyone here worked in commision sales?

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I won $100 when I was in the sea cadets for selling the most poppies on Remembrance Day. I stood by the entrance of a Canadian Tire and remembered every deadbeat who said they'd catch me on the way out.

Bullying works.

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oh man, i dread going to the stores on the weekends...its either girl/boy scouts or cheeleaders/players hounding the fuck out of you to buy shit...or its the really shitty one...the dreaded old black church people looking for donations... and you are right matty, it doesnt matter if you are coming or going, the bullies hit you at both doors:boo:...
 
Yes! It doesn't matter if you already bought one RR, there's a lot of real estate on that jacket of yours. Makes a nice gift to your ladyfriend too, women love flowers RR. You can give anything but keep in mind that nickels and dimes are going to put a lot of strain on this 12yo's frail back by the end of the day. A quarter is fine RR, thanks!
 
(BTW plommer, hope you didn't take offense at my removing your post on FB. It would've totally stayed had you not used a fat, naked porn guy as your profile pic.)

No offense taken, pal.

Plommer likes his facebook profile pic, makes him feel good about himself.


PS: Yesterday aft I was walking by Yonge/Dundas admiring the religious fanatics, a Muslim guy selling Islam from a well stocked cart full of pamphlets and right next to him a crazy black broad with a megaphone selling Jesus.

The crazy broad is screaming "God CAN DO ANYTHING!" and plommer thinks to himself "If the cunt can do anything why can't he get me to believe in him?"

:dunno:

Back in the 80's we only had crazy Christians selling Christ, Allah has been a recent addition.
 
oh man, i dread going to the stores on the weekends...its either girl/boy scouts or cheeleaders/players hounding the fuck out of you to buy shit...or its the really shitty one...the dreaded old black church people looking for donations... and you are right matty, it doesnt matter if you are coming or going, the bullies hit you at both doors:boo:...

it's gotten way out of line here. always some older ladies forcing kids into peddling some crap or cause right in the entrance to grocery store. this is why Americans so fucked up, forced into selling themselves at an early age. Youd think the fucking store would be opposed to these yahoos hustling their customers. :dunno:
 
it's gotten way out of line here. always some older ladies forcing kids into peddling some crap or cause right in the entrance to grocery store. this is why Americans so fucked up, forced into selling themselves at an early age. Youd think the fucking store would be opposed to these yahoos hustling their customers. :dunno:

they wait months to get their chance at a saturday... ya know, i really dont mind seeing kids working the doors if they are selling something...i think it teaches them about work...asking for donations is just niggardly though...:rolling:
 
Wal, whatever happened to your team?

Plommer this was in 1987 and instead of just asking people in town to donate to our team we gave away $100 worth of groceries and $100 worth of gas to 2 lucky winners.. That wouldn’t be much now but it was a decent prize then. We raised over $1700 in 2 weeks.

Plommer we were 10-run ruled in back to back games and were 2 and out. We lost to both teams that ended up playing for the state title. It was also the first in a long history of state tournament unpleasantness.

The Cubans from Miami won that first tournament. After we were eliminated I was asked to stay the rest of the weekend and announce the games. I butchered many Cubans names that weekend. I had family members coming to the pressbox trying to explain how to pronounce their kids names. Fok, Plommer, I couldn’t understand the parents any better than I could pronounce their kids names.