Fisting - ever been there?

[PuckOff]

Noy really Muddy. Some girls make their partners wear rubbers just for the fuck of it. It could be a disease prevention thing. Could be due to a yeast infection, whatever. Christ, some girls won't suck rooster unless their partner has a roober on. Matty???

 

[Blitty]

Pucker, is putting muddy to school in this thread.

 

[Mudcat]

Yeah sorry, I think my previous post came out sounding more snotty than I intended.

It was a girl I didn't know very well and it was the standard birth control/STD prevention reasons. Little did I know I was about to become her personal wayward-rubber-hunting gynecologist.


Being on the rag is not a reason I would have thought of for using a condom.

 

[RayRay]

This is really disgusting and you guys are nasty for talking about it at such length.

i knew this was going to bother you ...stevies, we need to find a better group of christians to hang out with

 

[Saulty]

If it's in a porn movie it must be that all women like it because 99% of all porn movies have female directors.

 

[PuckOff]

Yeah sorry, I think my previous post came out sounding more snotty than I intended.

It was a girl I didn't know very well and it was the standard birth control/STD prevention reasons. Little did I know I was about to become her personal wayward-rubber-hunting gynecologist.


Being on the rag is not a reason I would have thought of for using a condom.

No need to apologize Muddy. You apologizing to me would be like Wayne Gretzky saying to me.... "Puck, sorry for the bad pass."

 

[Blitty]

I was being sarcastic. What kind of question is that, Puckett??

 

[stevek173]

Agreed RR.

Actually I have a question regarding fisting virginity.

Let's say one day you befriended a tiny pixie, or so you thought you did. One day said pixie fists you in your sleep.

Have you lost your fisting virginity, or do you get a pass because it's just a tiny pixie?

From what I know fisting virginity is a pretty big deal.

 

[Cami]

 

[mrquincy]

Think I remember seeing this video once of a guy who had no hand... He just fucked the chick with his wrist stump.

 

[Saulty]

Think I remember seeing this video once of a guy who had no hand... He just fucked the chick with his wrist stump.

Maybe that's what they do in porn films. They hire a guy with no hand to wrist fuck the chick and then edit the movie with the real porn actors.

 

[EnglishMike]

Maybe that's what they do in porn films. They hire a guy with no hand to wrist fuck the chick and then edit the movie with the real porn actors.

You know you're big time when you're a 'wrist stump double.'

 

[mrquincy]

You know you're big time when you're a 'wrist stump double.'

Wrist stump double = a fluffer for a black porn star...

 

[Cougar Bait]

I can't jerk off to it, but a woman fisting herself is pretty good.

Well, it's mildly entertaining.

Okay, it's circus shit.

 

[Mudcat]

The big question is: is Matty's brother double jointed in the thumb too and is it the same thumb or the mirror image thumb or wut?

 

[Matty]

We can both dislocate both thumbs.

As kids we got cavities on the same teeth at the same time.

 

[Mudcat]

Well I'll be a Swedish Hippopotamus.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Oh I can also do the dislocated thumb thing

Only with my left hand