Acid Joe
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it is absolutely beautiful and there are beautiful women everywhere. jumped off waterfalls climbed a volcano watched a dude feed alligators fed monkeys doritos. manuel antonio was far and away my favorite, kind of remote but touristy enough that they got a grocery store and some bars.
jaco is where you'll wanna go if you wanna get laid all day every day or just a few times theres no chance i could live in jaco tho. i stayed in hostels mostly but in jaco i rented a pretty awesome condo from an old guy i met at the bar the first night for extremely cheap (you'll prolly see me on pornhub in 2 weeks). obviously you can go the acid joe route and just stay somewhere in san jose and get a girl with your room but i met a very friendly and beautiful colombian who hung out with me for a few days in jaco didnt steal any of my shit and was legitimately enjoyable.
I'm going to go back in a few months and skip over to panama and check that out maybe jump to south america if i dont fall in love with panama.
Choo, he doesn't ever have to leave San Jose, although I do recommend he does. Jaco is nice with the monkey bar and beatle bar. For a piece of ass cheap I recommend New Fantasy. If he wants a non pro, head to the Atlantic side, I met a few aussie's and Kiwi's there but unfortunately I was bouncing around and couldn't land them for just one night. I think if I was a little more settled the one aussie chick would have put out on the 2nd night.
If he can't find a girl, go to Rick's Cafe in Barrio Amon (it's not far from New Fantasy) ask for Scottie and I'm sure he can be hooked up. There is lots to see and the non pro's are way better than the pros.
P.S. Nicaraguan girls love to give BJ's.