Favorite Sayings

[Cami]

iron inserted into bulbous anus tilted toward heavens

say what?

 

[PuckOff]

Do any of you say IDEAR instead of IDEA. I don't get why people say IDEAR instead of IDEA. People are weird.

 

[bacon]

goog say

yea me pro

iron inserted into bulbous anus tilted toward heavens

I find this one to be more and more common.

 

[Cami]

Do any of you say IDEAR instead of IDEA. I don't get why people say IDEAR instead of IDEA. People are weird.

Nope. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call a creek a crick. can't stand it. Like, what? You think you can just make up a work for something that already exists, or say it wrong, and be right?! NO! there is only one way to say it. period. There is no I in creek, so don't say it. just don't.

 

[Saulty]

This is my favorite saying: "Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior."

 

[Mudcat]

My dad has been known to reinvent words. For example the word "five." He knows and uses the word five normally in many situations. If he was counting, he would say three, four, five like anyone else.

However in referring to an amount of money - a fin, if you will - he says, "Fye dollars."

For some reason it's fye dollars.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Is your dad a negro?

 

[Cami]

Muddy.

 

[Mudcat]

You know what I just realized, what came to me in a flash of inspiration? It's not just my dad. John Travolta says fye dollar in Pulp Fiction. He talks about the fye dollar shake.

Maybe my dad is not just a total weirdo saying fye dollars. Maybe it's a thing.

 

[PuckOff]

Nope. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call a creek a crick. can't stand it. Like, what? You think you can just make up a work for something that already exists, or say it wrong, and be right?! NO! there is only one way to say it. period. There is no I in creek, so don't say it. just don't.

It's an Yank thing. Seriously. Maybe blame Pa off of Little House on the Prairie.

Another one I don't understand is CATSUP instead of KETCHUP.

 

[PuckOff]

Is your dad a negro?

ahahahahhaha That was funny.

 

[Cami]

It's an Yank thing. Seriously. Maybe blame Pa off of Little House on the Prairie.

Another one I don't understand is CATSUP instead of KETCHUP.

I know!!!!!!!!!! I had never heard of that before, I believe Muddy or someone mentioned it.

 

[roguejuror]

i like this one

dont tease the dog when the animal is evil

ever heard it plom? camorra saying

 

[Cami]

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

 

[IAG]

Pride cometh before the fall.

Takes money to make money.

 

[plommer]

i like this one

dont tease the dog when the animal is evil

ever heard it plom? camorra saying

never heard it, pal.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

My favorite saying is when someone says that another person has a "fivehead."

And then they explain that it's like a forehead - only bigger.

 

[CSguy1]

you are hung like a horse, tears me up. Usually. Unless I'm standing at a urinal taking a leak.