ELVIS Presley creeped me out!

[plommer]

Went to evacuate my bowels yesterday in a public restroom and was more than a little "creeped out" when I looked down and saw toilet paper Elvis looking up at me.

Good thing I have a camera on my phone or nobody would have believed me.

 

[Saulty]

Looks like Sean Penn to me plommer.

 

[plommer]

Looks like Sean Penn to me plommer.

Perhaps to you it does but Penn doesn't creep me out like Elvis does.

After thinking about it I probably should have brought it home and listed it on ebay.

I might have missed an opportunity here boys.

Daft can confirm.

 

[Archie]

nope that is Johnny Cash

 

[plommer]

Yeah, now that you mention it I see the resemblance.

Boys, Plommer just made his first ever mistake.

ELVIS didn't creep me out, Johnny Cash did!

Archie, you fukkin oyster.

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[Archie]

I know my toliet paper celebrities!!!!

 

[Blitty]

You should have taken a picture of your deposit instead. I have always wanted to know what the combination of ketchup chips and hooker spit looks like on the receiving end.

 

[plommer]

You should have taken a picture of your deposit instead. I have always wanted to know what the combination of ketchup chips and hooker spit looks like on the receiving end.

Stay classy Blitty.

We are not into scat.

Daft can confirm.

 

[Matty]

Excellent thread.

 

[stevek173]

Just outstanding.

 

[Archie]

i'm really gonna start to pay attention more to toliet paper

 

[plommer]

i'm really gonna start to pay attention more to toliet paper

With your skills it would be a tremendous waste if you didn't.

 

[Archie]

With your skills it would be a tremendous waste if you didn't.

I see what you did there..... did you?

 

[RayRay]

my first thought was Benny Hinn...

but now i agree, its johnny cash

 

[Cougar Bait]

Definitely Cash. Very strange. At least you flushed first.

 

[plommer]

I see what you did there..... did you?

Archer, I'm not just another unpretty face, pal.

Definitely Cash. Very strange. At least you flushed first.

No, this was BEFORE I dropped my drawers, and load.

 

[Archie]

good garsh

drugs, golf, too much wally forum interaction, and lonelyness have cooked Ray's brain

Plommer, you know how much a Benny Hinn follower would pay for that piece of TP? it could cure hemrhoids and poverty~!

 

[RayRay]

good garsh

drugs, golf, too much wally forum interaction, and lonelyness have cooked Ray's brain

Plommer, you know how much a Benny Hinn follower would pay for that piece of TP? it could cure hemrhoids and poverty~!

haha, i probably spend more time with girls than you do your wife and the best part about it, i get to pick when i want to spend that time with them...lonely is something this guy will never be... i cant help it if i have some very bad memories of seeing Benny on a dozen cable channels about 15-20 yrs ago...that guy was the hardest working man in showbiz