Did you see the new Miss Universe?

[Matty]

Miss Angola. She hot.

 

[plommer]

 

[RayRay]

looks MUCH better with more clothes ON

 

[Boner_18]

I don't understand how they can know she is miss universe... miss earth maybe, but universe?!?

 

[Matty]

Intergalactic beauties not in attendance are assumed to have forfeited.

 

[plommer]

I don't understand how they can know she is miss universe... miss earth maybe, but universe?!?

exactly,

I would expect such a title would only be handed out to someone with super powers or crime fighting ability.

 

[Jello]

SBR John would CRUSH. That. Shit.

 

[Boner_18]

Intergalactic beauties not in attendance are assumed to have forfeited. Ill buy it..

That actually makes complete, 100% sense. Ill buy it.

 

[roguejuror]

colombiana

 

[bacon]

Bacon 100% approves.

Maybe more.

 

[Mudcat]

That's a nice pic. That's all I need of the Miss Universe competition.

I wonder who actually watches the pageant these days.

I enjoy attractive women as much as anyone but the idea of satisfying that hankering by sitting through the whole Miss Universe pageant in this day and age ---> seems absurd.

 

[Blitty]

USA got runner up.

Think we should have been first, but since it's all politics we bowed down to avoid the whole universe getting butthurt.

 

[bacon]

Why won't she stop texting me? I told her I'm taken.