Dan Cortes!

[plommer]

Really helped in fucking my UNDER 9 Seattle/Texas.

CUNT!!!

9 straight balls to load them up and then get a couple home in the 8th.

 

[Bread]

Glad you started this and not me.

What a jerkoff.

Walks first two batters on 8 pitches. Single. Wild pitch.

What a fucking dickhead.

 

[plommer]

Yep, he fucked me good, pal.

PS: Thanks for not posting twice.

:xpansive:

 

[Bread]

I'm home now. Not sure what the deal with that is.

Sorry for your losses.

 

[Bread]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And to complete the ridiculousness.....guy reaches base on a strike out, on what should've been the last out of the 9th...then lead runner scores on a throwing error. YES!!! AWESOME!!! FUCKING SOLID WORK MEN!!! HOLY FUCK!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

[plommer]

Bread, if the Oak/LA game stays under 8.5 I'll break even on my early MLB games and be 2-2

Right now I'm 1-2.

Will be a winning day if Toronto beats the Yanks tonight.

Go Jays.

 

[Bread]

Jezus nice plays. You're no Carrot. Get a clue.

 

[plommer]

You're no Carrot.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I have to admit, I was hoping this thread was about this Dan Cortese: