Damn You Autocorrect

[Matty]

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

Some of them seem fake/staged, but whatever. Still

9.5 Juvenile Matty Rains

 

[choo]

I have a friend who recently got an iphone and immediately started proclaiming how funny her autocorrected texts were. I would routinely get retarded shit sent to me and then a 'AHH SORRY AUTOCORRECT" or something of the like. I paid it no attention because I knew she was feeble minded and probably just saw that website and wanted to be funny. She stopped after a week.

Its not like every other fucking phone doesnt have autocorrect.

This same person once sent me a picture message with the text "OH MY GOD look at this lady in front of me at walmart" and in the corner of the picture I see the fucking "People of Walmart" logo.

 

[choo]

a lot of those would be funny if that bitch didnt ruin it for me tho.

 

[mcbaseball10]

These were great matty. I had tears I was laughing so hard. If real, they are fantastic.

 

[Matty]

Its not like every other fucking phone doesnt have autocorrect.

The iPhone's seems unique though. My Blackberry doesn't remember my typing habits, it only uses a standard dictionary. I don't produce any unintentional funnies. You can tell when you get a messy/nonsensical text that it's most likely coming from an iPhone user.

I was laughing to tears last night reading these.

 

[roguejuror]

a lot of those would be funny if that bitch didnt ruin it for me tho.

totally fuk it up for you, autocorrect will never be funny again

 

[mrquincy]

 

[Teela]

I tried writing "I miss you" but it ended up as "I miss toys." He told me that I was dirty. I said, "Yes, hence the toys."

 

[Cami]

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/43019/ikea-the-everything-store/

omg, I almost peed my pants laughing at this one!