Creepy Chronicles

[MonkeyF0cker]

Oh. Where was this guy? Iran?

 

[Blitty]

I thought skeeting meant to give a girl a facial..?

Are you just using the term, as basic jacking off?

 

[Mr. D]

Hi Gamelive,

Threads like these are what keep me reading on a semi-regular basis, sorry about all the nonsense between your home and mine. But in terms of creepy the closest i have come recently was leaving the golden nugget with the wife a few weeks back. it was of course late and i was of course shitfaced, but i swear to you that i saw willem dafoe presumably stalking charlie around the valet stand.

any insight monkey? not creepy i realize, just wanted to share.

best regards,

shannon

 

[Archie]

I was once common law married/civil unioned to a hot blooded puerto rican dude

 

[Bread]

Hi Gamelive,

Threads like these are what keep me reading on a semi-regular basis, sorry about all the nonsense between your home and mine. But in terms of creepy the closest i have come recently was leaving the golden nugget with the wife a few weeks back. it was of course late and i was of course shitfaced, but i swear to you that i saw willem dafoe presumably stalking charlie around the valet stand.

any insight monkey? not creepy i realize, just wanted to share.

best regards,

shannon

MrD always delivers.

MrD please as a favor to us, since we are a bit of a dipshit indulgence for you...order Pally to post her a couple times a week.

Would mean much to the dribbling masses if you could.

Thanks boss.

XOXOXO

 

[Archie]

Hi Gamelive,

Threads like these are what keep me reading on a semi-regular basis, sorry about all the nonsense between your home and mine. But in terms of creepy the closest i have come recently was leaving the golden nugget with the wife a few weeks back. it was of course late and i was of course shitfaced, but i swear to you that i saw willem dafoe presumably stalking charlie around the valet stand.

any insight monkey? not creepy i realize, just wanted to share.

best regards,

shannon

Hey Shannon!!!!

I think the bearded poster here.... CHOO also lives in Vegas, maybe he would have some insight into the william dafoe looking guy????

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Hi Gamelive,

Threads like these are what keep me reading on a semi-regular basis, sorry about all the nonsense between your home and mine. But in terms of creepy the closest i have come recently was leaving the golden nugget with the wife a few weeks back. it was of course late and i was of course shitfaced, but i swear to you that i saw willem dafoe presumably stalking charlie around the valet stand.

any insight monkey? not creepy i realize, just wanted to share.

best regards,

shannon

LOL. You certainly did, sir.

Didn't want to hold you up.

Figured our paths would cross the following day and I was looking forward to it, but unfortunately, the stars didn't align.

 

[Teela]

I was on a first date with a physician's assistant and he decided to tell me, during the first course of dinner, that he did a pelvic exam on a woman that was "just dripping with gonorrhea." My soup was not as tasty after that statement.

 

[RoadDog]

I was once common law married/civil unioned to a hot blooded puerto rican dude

Archie, which one of you is Dave Bolland, you or your ex-husband?

 

[Saulty]

I was on a first date with a physician's assistant and he decided to tell me, during the first course of dinner, that he did a pelvic exam on a woman that was "just dripping with gonorrhea." My soup was not as tasty after that statement.

Stories like this made me pursue an engineering rather than a medical degree when I was younger.

 

[MrMonkey]

I had a guy tell me that my pictures (on Facebook) got him through some lonely nights while he was abroad. He is now known as Skeeter.

Sweetie, could you possibly PM me a few of those pics? Preparation is the key to success and don't want to prematurely release myself upon meeting you for the first time! Some people might consider it creepy!

 

[Teela]

Mr. M, I'm fairly certain it was this one:

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

That is a lovely picture. Easy to see how that would get one and their member excited.

Nice framing.

Just imagining what the pooch is looking at so intently is pure masturbatory fantasy.

 

[Teela]

She probably saw a squirrel. If you look very closely in the lower right corner, you can see me (my pants leg). That picture of me is what fantasies are made of.

 

[roguejuror]

I was guessing it was the vagina surgery one.

 

[Archie]

She probably saw a squirrel. If you look very closely in the lower right corner, you can see me (my pants leg). That picture of me is what fantasies are made of.

before I read your response, this is what I thought of in response to MF's query

 

[dro]

I once had sex with an 8 year old boy.

Kind of creepy because he didn't cum.

Maybe I did it wrong.

i first came at age 11

on the pillow

i didnt know what to think

 

[roguejuror]

"i've just met you and i love you"

stealing this one