Crazy cabbie (w/video)

[Matty]

This city never disappoints. 60-something cab driver last evening:

-I have a paranormal skill. I can find anyone in 10 minutes.
-And you've never applied that paranormal skill?
-I summon fares. It works 90% of the time.

 

[Bread]

So basically he passes all the black customers just like the rest of the cabbies

Good find Matty. I love me my crazy cabbies!

 

[Mudcat]

Matty: You can find someone who's attracted to me?

Cabbie: NO.

 

[Matty]

I woulda tipped 25%.

 

[Razor]

You must be in Canada. I saw you pass 4 Tim Hortons in a 2 block span.

 

[Matty]

 

[Blitty]

Hidden camera vids are my thing. Back off.


Funny stuff though :