Coronavirus

[Matty]

Haha where is that?

No clue.

Big Georges Laraque has the plague:

'It really hurts': Georges Laraque battling COVID-19 in Longueuil hospital

"I'm going to have to stay in the hospital for a while," the former Hab explained. "It's going to take a long time before my lungs recover."

montrealgazette.com

 

[Archie]

 

[Archie]

No clue.

Big Georges Laraque has the plague:

'It really hurts': Georges Laraque battling COVID-19 in Longueuil hospital

"I'm going to have to stay in the hospital for a while," the former Hab explained. "It's going to take a long time before my lungs recover."

montrealgazette.com

good luck man

 

[Matty]

Such a gentleman

 

[Matty]

Good news

Coronavirus 'reinfections' were false positives, says WHO technical lead – video

Test results suggesting people in South Korea had been reinfected after recovering from Covid-19 were actually false positives caused by dead lung cells, the World Health Organization's technical lead, Dr Maria Van Kerkhove, has told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show

www.theguardian.com

 

[Boner_18]

Kinda perfect that thats borderline infringement of IP. Funny.

 

[reno cool]

Good news

Coronavirus 'reinfections' were false positives, says WHO technical lead – video

Test results suggesting people in South Korea had been reinfected after recovering from Covid-19 were actually false positives caused by dead lung cells, the World Health Organization's technical lead, Dr Maria Van Kerkhove, has told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show

www.theguardian.com

What can I say. I'm fucking shocked.

 

[Tron]

Good news

Coronavirus 'reinfections' were false positives, says WHO technical lead – video

Test results suggesting people in South Korea had been reinfected after recovering from Covid-19 were actually false positives caused by dead lung cells, the World Health Organization's technical lead, Dr Maria Van Kerkhove, has told the BBC's Andrew Marr Show

www.theguardian.com

We are going to file this under Of Course They Were False Positives, Boys.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Beaches are open in Collier County FL. Very civil and everyone keeping their distance. Feels good to be back at the beach.

 

[MrMonkey]

If I have a dream tonight, Mrs MCB probably will be in it!

 

[mcbaseball10]

 

[plommer]

If I have a dream tonight, Mrs MCB probably will be in it!

ditto, likely in a lesbian scene with Mrs Monkey.

 

[reno cool]

Beaches are open in Collier County FL. Very civil and everyone keeping their distance. Feels good to be back at the beach.

Just make sure nobody takes a picture of the people on the beach from the side. It'll look like everybody's going crazy

 

[plommer]

We can measure coronavirus’s spread by looking at people’s poop
https://massivesci.com/notes/covid-sewage-wastewater-monitoring-outbreak/

"Wastewater testing could be a powerful surveillance tool to monitor circulation of the virus in a local area, and perhaps give an early warning of a resurgence in cases."


Checking poop? What a shitty job.
(Apologies in advance to TRON - sometimes I just can't help myself)

 

[Boner_18]

Now the sweeds basically have herd immunity. Fuck man.

 

[roguejuror]

social distancing ends today in Korea

 

[reno cool]

Now the sweeds basically have herd immunity. Fuck man.

Stockholm they say is a couple of weeks away. Not the whole country. I'm guessing New York is getting close too

 

[Blitty]

This thread reminds me of a political or religious conversation.

A bunch of speculation from various news sources.




FACT: A wet market bat escaped from a lab, so China could hoard medical supplies.