Classic Bait and Switch

[Archie]

meet me halfway across the sky

we'll do the blog, videos, all in one fell swoop.

I'll even let you massage my ankle...

we'll hit up mini-market girl for 12 pickles and 100 pieces of crispy bacon

we'll find the 1 asian chick in your town, and have a bacon gang bang

 

[stevek173]

meet me halfway across the sky

we'll do the blog, videos, all in one fell swoop.

I'll even let you massage my ankle...

we'll hit up mini-market girl for 12 pickles and 100 pieces of crispy bacon

we'll find the 1 asian chick in your town, and have a bacon gang bang

The blog, video does make sense.

Regarding the ankle massage I really do appreciate the opportunity but I feel like I would be infringing on Big Al's space and that is not something I am looking to do.

Regarding Minimart girl it's funny you bring her up. I called in to see if they got any of the chicken dinners I like in. Archie, they don't - and it's been almost 2 weeks. I had to threaten to bring my business to the dollar store. Then she said but how would you get your Gatorade and I had to tell her dollar store has it for less. Then she went Robert Horry on me and drained a clutch 3 in telling me that ONLY they have the pickles I like. She's right. Sheetz has more expensive ones and they are kind of nasty. The whole thing was insane and I am still a Minimart customer, though I have to tell you it was close. The drama right?

I really should make a movie about life in this town.

that being said I want home made chicken wings tonight and I am buying them at the dollar store.

 

[Oksana]

Stevie