Charlie Sheen Update

[CASPERWAIT$]

Just entered rehab. Another fallen hero. I am saddened.

 

[Matty]

What a poes.

He should escape in about 15 minutes.

 

[senco78]

briefcase full of cocaine and multiple porn stars
he just needed a 28 day rest

 

[Archie]

he's still A list. and making big bucks per television episode.

He won't get clean until he is D list or below.

then he'll CONSIDER Dr. Drew

 

[Matty]

I really need to see that briefcase.

I mean holy fok.

 

[senco78]

my thoughts also Matty
thats alot of kilos....
and he had Bree Olsen in the room with him

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Here you go Matty. Enjoy

 

[Matty]

Could be sliced ham in there for all I know. Common.

I'm still 90% convinced that the "briefcase full of cocaine" line is sensationalist bullshit. We're talking several $100k's retail here.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I am trying a ghetto version renactment of that Charlie Sheen evening. Instead of cocaine and Bree Olson, I am going with

 

[Matty]

I am trying a ghetto version renactment of that Charlie Sheen evening. Instead of cocaine and Bree Olson, I am going with

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[fiveteamer]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...triolic-rant-by-charlie-sheen/article1920163/

 

[Bread]

That radio interview was colossally awesome.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

He needs to bang Lindsay Lohan and make a super breed of train wrecks. I would SO love to follow the life of their offspring.

 

[Matty]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...triolic-rant-by-charlie-sheen/article1920163/

Woah. Charlie's not here Mrs. Torrance.

 

[fiveteamer]

Way to blow a $1 mil/week gig

 

[senco78]

Sheenisms

“Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Speaking of himself, Sheen said he has “magic and poetry in my fingertips, most of the time.”

 

[Tsoprano]

Bree Olson

Bree Olsen ! ! ! !

She is a GEM

 

[Matty]

In what TMZ dubbed an “open letter” from Sheen that the website posted Thursday, the actor called Lorre a “contaminated little maggot” and wished the producer “nothing but pain.”

“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists,” the 45-year-old Sheen wrote.