C'est la vie

[Matty]

Yeah. I prefer a tight fit anyway.

Are we oversharing here?

 

[Archie]

Yeah. I prefer a tight fit anyway.

Are we oversharing here?

not yet

make an FAQ condom fitting video with the arab guy as a model

do that and you are SHARING

stick the ping pong paddle up his woohoo during the video.....= oversharing

 

[rito]

condoms with the roomate, guess you arent married after all

plom would not approve

 

[Bread]

Reeto that's awesome. Your waitress is telling the kitchen staff right now that you are "one of those"

 

[Matty]

It's just to ease my way in, dorito. We're an incredibly tight fit.

not yet

How 'bout now?

 

[Archie]

dismissed

 

[Matty]

fuck off

 

[Archie]

no

 

[Archie]

get fucked

 

[Matty]

i fokken will

fiver will be allowed to watch

 

[gregm]

Nothing like a bunch of cocks showing right as the waitress brings me my breakfast.

LOL.

waitress: excuse me sir, when you are done scanning the gay forum, here is your huevos rancheros

 

[fiveteamer]

Open condom before fooling around

place on night stand

much better than digging around in her sock drawer in the dark while you try to beat the clock.

 

[Rubyn]

"We need a lubed condom. I have some, but I'm not sure they fit you."

"Wait, I got this Magnum sample at Gay Pride."

Matty.....the last comment sounds like a fiver statement.

 

[Matty]

Guy always intervenes at the right moment. :

 

[Blitty]

I bet those Gay Pride Magnum condoms could tell some fabulously amazing stories.

Just sayin!

 

[Blitty]

que?

 

[Tron]

I don't get it

 

[rito]

I don't get it

Matty has a big cock.