Cat Whisperer heading to Oregon - GOOD LORD!!!

[PuckOff]

I swear to fuck some pet owners need to have their heads examined.

Cat whisperer Jackson Galaxy heading to Oregon to work with animal that attacked family

http://www.news957.com/2014/03/19/c...gon-to-work-with-animal-that-attacked-family/

 

[PuckOff]

“I have no idea what made Lux aggressive,” he said. It could be a chemical imbalance

My oldest brothers wife had her cat on HUMAN anti-depressants. I'm not joking.

"Never leave a young child unsupervised with a cat."

MACHU, I hope you are paying attention.

"Take it to a vet at least once a year."

What a needless expense for families living on a budget or saving for a mortgage.

"Timeouts are good things. "

You have to be kidding me. Good fucking lord!!!

 

[Matty]

cat whisperer

cats are stupid

hate them

 

[PuckOff]

Antifreeze, Machu.

 

[Matty]

Going to wait it out. He's 7 or 8 already and morbidly obese.

 

[PuckOff]

I may be in Toronto in early June. I can stop by and do the deed for you. All I want is a plate of wings with Ranch dressing.

 

[PuckOff]

Going to wait it out. He's 7 or 8 already and morbidly obese.

that cat can easily live another 5-7 years.

 

[Matty]

Can a cat survive a fall from the 22nd floor?

 

[bacon]

Alright even I can't defend cats or especially cat whispering here.

The answer to your question Matt is likely not but given the right circumstance it would try.

 

[Matty]

It's really fat.

 

[PuckOff]

Can a cat survive a fall from the 22nd floor?

cats skeletal systems can handle the fall and actually upright themselves so they land on their feet.

 

[IAG]

karma

 

[Cami]

Had a cat when I was little that fell from a third story window once...it was fine.

 

[Matty]

Gonna strap my helmet cam to kitty and do some experiments tonight.

 

[MrX]

Cat's survive terminal velocity falls the vast majority of times. You can safely chuck them out of an airplane.

Weird, huh?

 

[MrX]

Although I gotta think that an obese cat will fair a bit worse.

 

[Matty]

I'm expecting a big splat.

 

[PuckOff]

Just kill the fucking thing with anti-freeze or put rat poison in it's food. don't be such a pussy, Machu.