Casper's Week In Review

[CASPERWAIT$]

Met up with Fischnasty. Almost as tall as me. He has a good head on his shoulders. he will be a pimp in San Diego.

Guys offered me money to suck my dick.

Called a skinny bartender an Ethiopian on a diet.

Walked by a girl playing War at The Cosmopolitan. Rubbed her head for good luck. Almost got arrested.

Jerked off to midget porn for the first time. Going to do it to clown porn later and use Silly String as lubricant.

Asked Tiffany the Hooters waitress who won the Civil War....she answered "America"

Taco Bell's new crunchy burrito tastes like grout and Velveeta. Took my 4 of them to figure that out.

Figured out the dildo I sent Rogue Scholar for his birthday must be stuck up his ass by the way he has been acting.

 

[roguejuror]

Guy that offered you money was a druggie or just fagotity?

 

[Mudcat]

Ah, life's rich tapestry.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Guy that offered you money was a druggie or just fagotity?

Oh he way gay. Bald, fat and gay. My friend Jason talked him up in price. He was dead serious about doing it. Followed me in the bathroom even.

 

[tullamore]

Oh he way gay. Bald, fat and gay. My friend Jason talked him up in price. He was dead serious about doing it. Followed me in the bathroom even.

so did you do it.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

so did you do it.

No. I did not have sexual relations with the man lol.

 

[tullamore]

No. I did not have sexual relations with the man lol.

When you said he followed you into the bathroom, I guess I just assumed.

 

[Matty]

Asked Tiffany the Hooters waitress who won the Civil War....she answered "America"

She's not wrong.

 

[fiveteamer]

But you did give it some thought

 

[roguejuror]

But you did give it some thought

We don't know how much he offered.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

But you did give it some thought

Considering I was drunk,I did consider it. My friends just told me the offer was up to $100 and a round of drinks. That night was a doozy.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[Archie]

Here's to a New Week

 

[Matty]

And a New Hundred Dollor Offer

 

[Archie]

Caspy, must be making it out there. if he is turning down offers to get blown for $100

 

[Matty]

I would let that shemale from Fiver's post blow me in return for a couple drinks. (S)he hot.

 

[Archie]

I missed that post. Which thread was it in? I'd like to see this he/she human being

 

[Matty]

He also posted a gif of some retard who likes to dry-hump walls and die.