Caption This Shit - Monday Edition

[Matty]

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[Archie]

Pictured here is Beat the Jerk's new restaurant and Beat the Jerk himself. You can't see him because he is sitting at the counter (he's kinda short)

 

[reno cool]

currently inside Muddy's impressing the head chesse with work skills and magnetic charm

you already have it Matty

 

[Archie]

"new JERK SPOT open for business, its on Ashland ave. and joins a large number of other Jerk spots around the country, most of which are located on fiveteamer's couch and inside the pages of his men's fitness magazine"

 

[Tron]

Shanty has finally located SBR's corporate office.

 

[Bread]

Down on Coral Way. You know the place. Just ask around.

 

[Mudcat]

Dick Cheney and Karl Rove apply their talents to a new post-Whitehouse venture.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Ask for the Steve Martin special.

 

[vagabond]

Self-help
Single: $3 /10 mins
Couples: $5/10 mins; $10 / 25 mins

Assisted (both male and female): $10 per head / as long as it takes.

Special rates for bulk orders.

 

[Enigma]

flyingillini finally bites the bullet and asks fishhead for a loan, so he could open the place he's always dreamed of. Purple passion wipes complimentary with purchase.

 

[Matty]

Good shit guys. Our judges will deliberate in the boardroom this afternoon.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Paul Reubens' idea of a perfect afterlife

 

[roguejuror]

I got nothing

 

[tullamore]

Jerk store is the line. Jerk store

 

[Enigma]

George Costanza finally decides to capitalize on the popularity of his famous line*


*"The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you"

 

[Matty]

Everyone wins! Here's a plaque.

 

[stevek173]

FYI I love these threads.