BREAKING NEWS!

[MrMonkey]

My God fellas, the guy I heard had to have some of his inners removed! As much as I don't like seeing the Red Sox win, Papi appears to be a good guy! My prayers are with him!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Perhaps. What's most sad about the event is now ortiz is gonna be exposed for his involvement in that Dominican human trafficking ring.

Looks like an affair is his downfall

 

[roguejuror]

IN PAPI NEWS

husband of girl papi was fucking sent a hit

IN OTHER PAPI NEWS

two papi girlfriends fighting in the waiting area

 

[Boner_18]

This guy is a real scumbag huh?

 

[MrMonkey]

This guy is a real scumbag huh?

Updating my description of Papi as a good guy who strays a bit!

 

[Tron]

Wait a minute. Are you saying there are famous pro athletes that have side pieces? No way, man. Impossible.

 

[Blitty]

Guys, boner likes papi he’s just being sassy with y’all

 

[reno cool]

dh is a bullshit rule. I'd have more respect for the guy as a player if he could actually field a position

 

[Boner_18]

Jaysus. Now I find out that it's been public knowledge that Ortiz harbored and assisted with gambling on Red Sox games back in the 05-08 time period and he skated?!?!

Worst thing about this guy is how he manages to even avoid the questions. Dont do anything except praise him for being an upstanding citizen or else.

 

[Tron]

 

[roguejuror]

Ortiz harbored

Is this a legal definition?

I've never heard of 'harboring' gambling

 

[Boner_18]

Yes. Very technical legal definition. Not a hastily crafted sentiment designed (inadequately) to inflame posters... definitely a legal concept.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Tron]

I’m a HUGH Big Papi fan.

 

[roguejuror]

picoman used to call me big papi

 

[Mudcat]

MAD Magazine, the irreverent and highly influential satirical magazine that gave the world Alfred E. Neuman, will effectively cease publication some time later this year after 67 years, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

 

[MrMonkey]

Gas explosion in South Fla! TG nobody died. Remember up north when homes literally were destroyed to the ground!

 

[xpansive]

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MAD Magazine, the irreverent and highly influential satirical magazine that gave the world Alfred E. Neuman, will effectively cease publication some time later this year after 67 years, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

They stopped being edgy 15 years ago when they bowed down to corporate and started placing advertisements in the magazine...