Bread, we are trying to find you a date

[fiveteamer]

I'll do all the legwork. I'm a pro at this shit. All you have to do is show up and not be tanked.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Breadilicious

 

[Matty]

 

[BGS 9.5]

unfukkingreal this guy.....

 

[stevek173]

R

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F

L

 

[Mudcat]

Oh dear.

 

[fiveteamer]

Man I thought the girls in SoFla would be better than this. So far they are a bunch of white trash single mothers.

Bread you might want to rethink things.

 

[Matty]

turbololz

 

[Oksana]

wtf this thread. Every response is priceless

pussies

 

[Saulty]

Is Bread single now? Just read the profile.

I need to spend more time here..

 

[FairWarning]

Fiveteamer - you going to fix up Robyn too?

 

[Blitty]

Fiver, you better step aside and let a true vet take over.

I made you. I can destroy you.

 

[Bread]

Christ is this the type of bullshit I'm missing out on here?

Totally tasteless. Go fuck yourself faggot.

 

[Bread]

Just kidding. This is actually pretty awesome. How long will that profile stay up? I want to save it to my favorites and stumble across it some random night 8 years in the future for a laugh.

Good work buddy!

 

[RayRay]

aww man thats good shit fiver...but we all need the password so we can see the broads that this good lookin devil is reeling in...

 

[senco78]

oh man

 

[fiveteamer]

I don't know man, if I'm 39 is it inappropriate to msg a 23 year old girl? I'm thinking there are some trailer parks in Florida where a guy like bread you possibly have a 23 year old daughter.

 

[Bread]

Fiver you dick. You're going to look like a cross between Adrian Brody and Crispin Glover when you're my age. FACT.

 

[tullamore]

whatever happened to Balki Bartokomous.