Ask Vegas Dave

[plommer]

Dave:

Do the words cocksucker and cunt offend you?

How would you use each in a sentence properly?

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave:

Do the words cocksucker and cunt offend you?

How would you use each in a sentence properly?

Not at all. Don't use them too often, though I do think cunt is amusing for its shock value in the right company.

"Get away from my cheeseburger you cunt!"

"You know, you can be a real cocksucker sometimes."

 

[plommer]

Not at all. Don't use them too often, though I do think cunt is amusing for its shock value in the right company.

"Get away from my cheeseburger you cunt!"

"You know, you can be a real cocksucker sometimes."

lol

 

[rito]

"Get away from my cheeseburger you cunt!"

I'll send you $100 if you do a video impression of Cartman saying this.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Trying my first NHL parlay Vegas Dave.

Penguins -1.5/Blues -140

5 to win 15.14

 

[plommer]

It took 590 posts for someone to ask this? I'm surprised.

You are top ghost hunter Pavy, I'm sure you have your suspicions... but I like The Prick, his secret is safe with me.

You also like Willie Bee very much, I wonder if Prick and WB are same person?

 

[plommer]

Trying my first NHL parlay Vegas Dave.

Penguins -1.5/Blues -140

5 to win 15.14

Wow, I'm on the exact opposite of you. I have Rangers +1 +112 and Toronto +125.
(Pens starting backup goalie tonight) (Leafs playing well since the trade)
I wish you bad luck, sir.

 

[Bread]

Trying my first NHL parlay Vegas Dave.

Penguins -1.5/Blues -140

5 to win 15.14

 

[Cougar Bait]

wow, i'm on the exact opposite of you. I have rangers +1 +112 and toronto +125.
(pens starting backup goalie tonight) (leafs playing well since the trade)
i wish you bad luck, sir.

i'll take it!

 

[Saulty]

You also like Willie Bee very much, I wonder if Prick and WB are same person?

This is a good guess because when I put this as my signature he deleted it.

 

[roguejuror]

"Get away from my cheeseburger you cunt!"

 

[Vegas Dave]

I'll send you $100 if you do a video impression of Cartman saying this.

Be hard to turn down $100 for such a video...

 

[Vegas Dave]

You also like Willie Bee very much, I wonder if Prick and WB are same person?

This is a good guess because when I put this as my signature he deleted it.

It's not Willie Bee. I'm not confirming or denying anyone else at this point, but shockingly enough I did like more than just WB.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Vegas Dave. Look at this nonsense. I do not have a chance in hell of hitting this.

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[67] ATLANTA +250
[69] ANAHEIM +130
[72] LOS ANGELES -165

10.00 / 119.29

 

[Badnina]

Dave, how do you like your steak cooked?

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave, how do you like your steak cooked?

RARE. Cold red center FTW.

 

[roguejuror]

Dave how you did in Vegas money wise?

 

[Vegas Dave]

Dave how you did in Vegas money wise?

Finished up $240 gambling!

After $35 for the room (was comped for three nights but had a small fee each night), $135 on two nice dinners for the lady friend and me, and $45 for gas, I ended up getting paid $25 to spend 4 days and 3 nights in Vegas.

Good deal!