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[Bread]

Tacomax is your mother still alive?

If she is, do you ever look at her and imagine your head sliding out of her vagina ever so slowly? Did you slip her the tongue on the way out?

If she's dead, ignore previous question.

If she died recently, I apologize for being unintentionally insensitive.

 

[Blitty]

Does a bottle of poppers and some docking, sound like a fun tuesday night to you?

 

[tacomax]

Clearly, when it comes to tacomax posting at gamelive, it is a feast or famine situation.

I'm just waiting for the points when I hit 150 posts.

Say, do you like fun?

Yes I do. It was fun in Toronto. I'm going to go again. You better meet me next time. I'd say that fiver would give a reference that I'm a stand up person but I think that may not be to my advantage.

 

[tacomax]

tacomax are you pleasant?

I try to be. It's difficult, though.

 

[tacomax]

Does a bottle of poppers and some docking, sound like a fun tuesday night to you?

Man, in the right circumstances I could probably kill for poppers. Docking, that's no problem.

 

[tacomax]

Tacomax is your mother still alive?

If she is, do you ever look at her and imagine your head sliding out of her vagina ever so slowly? Did you slip her the tongue on the way out?

I think you asked me that before. I think you've asked that question to a lot of people.

 

[Bread]

Alcohol dementia. Apologies.

 

[roguejuror]

How disappointed were you that you didn't get to meet Muddy?

How disappointed were you that you didn't get to meet Acid Joe?

 

[RayRay]

Does a bottle of poppers and some docking, sound like a fun tuesday night to you?

YES is the universal answer to this question you silly silly boy

 

[tacomax]

How disappointed were you that you didn't get to meet Muddy?

Bit peeved but then I had a few beers and forgot about it. He missed out, though. How awesome would it have been if he could say "I had a beer with Taco". I bet he's thinking that right now.

How disappointed were you that you didn't get to meet Acid Joe?

Well Mudcat wouldn't have gone to the concert but AJ would. Adding or removing any variable from who was there that night would have changed the outcome of the night, possibly for the better possibly for the worse. But I don't see how that night could have been better. In conclusion, I'm not disappointed. He should have come to Detroit though, the beers were strong and cheap. He'd would have liked it.

 

[tacomax]

How disappointed were you that you didn't get to meet Muddy?

Bit peeved but then I had a few beers and forgot about it. He missed out, though. How awesome would it have been if he could say "I had a beer with Taco". I bet he's thinking that right now.

How disappointed were you that you didn't get to meet Acid Joe?

Well Mudcat wouldn't have gone to the concert but AJ would. Adding or removing any variable from who was there that night would have changed the outcome of the night, possibly for the better possibly for the worse. But I don't see how that night could have been better. In conclusion, I'm not disappointed. He should have come to Detroit though, the beers were strong and cheap. He'd would have liked it.

 

[batemanpatrickl]

Is it true that SBR_John ran you off SBR because you look like a tranny? Ask Bread how bad I stutter you sack of dog shit.

 

[batemanpatrickl]

By the way Scott SBR is a better place without you.

 

[Matty]

MAJOR CRUSH

 

[reno cool]

Taco, can you isolate what in particular made that night so much fun for you?

 

[Bread]

Taco why didn't you invite Bateman to last weekend?

 

[tacomax]

Is it true that SBR_John ran you off SBR because you look like a tranny?

I believe that was the reason, yes.

 

[tacomax]

Taco why didn't you invite Bateman to last weekend?

I wasn't in charge of invitations. Why didn't you come you little fukker?