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[tacomax]

Taco, did you ever end up getting LAID?

In Detroit? Just the once.

 

[tacomax]

Taxy how about boats? Are boats okay?

I like boats but I prefer goats.

 

[tacomax]

Are you wearing girl pants RIGHT NOW?

I'm wearing my Ramones shorts. But no doubt they are girl shorts.

 

[tacomax]

Taxy are you really working with blackie on an exchange?

I'm working on a secret project and I will be away for while.

 

[tacomax]

Do you have an assortment of different matching jammies? I thought it was gay until I saw that pic of you in them. Those things I live in at times during the winter. :

I only have one pair. They were quite expensive but I'm glad I got them because I look so good in them.

 

[tacomax]

Your new booty partna, Matty Rain or Fiver?

Gun to the head, it's a close call but I'd have to say fiver. Sorry, Matty. Fiver was nuts and the tits.

 

[tacomax]

I'll say it again, guy sits downs and orders two pints at once. I'm going to pull that move next time.

It's a throwback to America shortchanging people. An American pint is 16 fluid ounces, a pint anywhere else is 20 fluid ounces so you're getting stiffed out of 20% of your drink. Canada seemed to have proper pints.

 

[tacomax]

Will we ever meet again?

Yes, it's going to happen. Don't know where, don't know when but it's going to happen.

 

[tacomax]

taxy, fiveteamer needs a title, what should it be?

It should be "no homo". More as advice to his conduct rather than a statement.

 

[tacomax]

taco how good were the European bonus whoring days?

It was a dream. I often got a hard on looking at how many Neteller NetPoints I had.

 

[tacomax]

Yaco to you think that the moment that you met Fiveteamer a small country somewhere was wiped off the face of the map?


I do.

That night in Toronto was one of the best nights I've ever had. When I'm on my deathbed dying from either ALS or throat cancer, I'm going to think about that night.

 

[RayRay]

Yaco...do you miss Pags as much as me? im sad this year without him

 

[tacomax]

Taco, where is Pags?

I saw him on Covers last week.

I've no idea. Is BuddyBear still logging into SBR to get his free daily points? I think he got a namecheck last weekend.

In other random news, both mine and Matty's favorite thread in the world ever was the one where Pecos Bill printed out a picture of Jenbird, jizzed on it, took a picture of it and then posted it.

 

[Matty]

Gun to the head, it's a close call but I'd have to say fiver. Sorry, Matty. Fiver was nuts and the tits.

24 hours with fiver and you're going to come back to me.

 

[RayRay]

 

[Bread]

That night in Toronto was one of the best nights I've ever had. When I'm on my deathbed dying from either ALS or throat cancer, I'm going to think about that night.

Awesome. Love it :

 

[Blitty]

In Detroit? Just the once.

 

[tacomax]

Wank in the shower counts, right?