Ask King Revolver a Question

[KingRevolver]

How do you make over 6,000 posts in a few months time?

How? With a goddamn keyboard!

I have 30K posts in 9 months at EOG!

It requires a few things-

1. Dedication

2. Smarts

3. Who am I kidding-- I'm a goddamn loser.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[Badnina]

what is your favorite flavor of jello?

 

[pally]

bread you should invent a TV show

 

[KingRevolver]

Do prefer King, KR or Kinger

KR or Kinger

King sounds so goddamn pompous. Only a dipshit would name himself that.

What's worse is that smegma-twated teen queen at RBS. WTF is his name? GoneNowEggs? EggnowGone? This kid runs around calling himself "King." Little shit bets points all goddamn day. Eat your pizza and shut the fuck up.

 

[KingRevolver]

Kinger, your opinion on the fourth spatial dimension?

Only thing I know about this mess is what Doc Brown said in the movie Back to the Future. Oh, and what some Jap guy says on the History channel every time they talk about this subject.

Something about time traveling? Imagine me. A time traveler. I'd travel 8 years back to witness the birth of SBR John's wife.

 

[roguejuror]

What's worse is that smegma-twated teen queen at RBS. WTF is his name? GoneNowEggs? EggnowGone? This kid runs around calling himself "King." Little shit bets points all goddamn day. Eat your pizza and shut the fuck up.

he wanted me to pay him $250 a month to power post

 

[KingRevolver]

king- do you believe that jesus christ is your savior?

No, sir. Religion is a joke. Plus, Jesus was a well-known cheapskate. Nigga wore sandals.

 

[KingRevolver]

he wanted me to pay him $250 a month to power post

LOL Are you serious? How did this come out?

 

[Badnina]

he wanted me to pay him $250 a month to power post

you mean he is actually serious about all that crap? Holy cowpies Batman. I thought he was just foolin' around.

 

[KingRevolver]

Bread - was my ask thread a success or failure?

Who the fuck???

 

[Fu Manchu]

at eggnog

 

[KingRevolver]

King, do you know what puce is?

Yeah but I guess I haven't been spelling it correctly all these years.

 

[RayRay]

20lbs. my ass! ahahah per side maybe

kinger, where did you post before you found sbr?

 

[KingRevolver]

i do. it's a color.

Who the fuck??? Who is this kid? Tell him he's wrong, Nina.

 

[KingRevolver]

Kinger, did you know Kato is gay?

Yes. He doesn't like Puce.

 

[roguejuror]

LOL Are you serious? How did this come out?

you mean he is actually serious about all that crap? Holy cowpies Batman. I thought he was just foolin' around.

yap. apparently it ain't a shtick

 

[KingRevolver]

When did time start ?
What made time ?
Where and when does the universe start ? End ?

Time started back when Johnny was born billions of years ago. The kid farted and made time.

Alright, I have to admit. I have no idea how to answer this question in a creative way.

Robyn and Nina are so hot.

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