Amish Mafia reality show???

[PuckOff]

Anyone watch this show? I checked a few episodes out last night. Surely this shit can't be real.

 

[bacon]

It's real pucky

If you drive through that area they're everywhere, I knew they smelled a little funny but I had no idea what they've been up to behind the scenes

 

[Cami]

Hence why people often refer to it as "Amish county" (or country).

 

[PuckOff]

It's real pucky

If you drive through that area they're everywhere, I knew they smelled a little funny but I had no idea what they've been up to behind the scenes

Have you ever talked to an Amish person Bacon? They intrigue me. Actually, like Muslims women, the chicks intrigue me. I do have a hard time believing that there is a so called Amish Mafia. I doubt they could even take down bunch of 18 year old thugs from any ghetto in Canada. Just doesn't seem legit.

 

[bacon]

In my notary days I closed a few deals for them, they were always respectful and cool. The girls just look at you, it's weird but flattering depending on your perspective.

 

[Mudcat]

You better be cool with them or they will cut your fucking beard.

 

[PuckOff]

Crazy Sam Mullet. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/08/amish-beard-cutters-sentenced_n_2644959.html

 

[plommer]

I remeber hearing stories from some of my co-workers in Saskatchewan about the local Amish.

Rumour had it that elders would solicit non Amish males to impregnate young Amish females for some variety in the dna, as the group was somewhat inbred.

So the story goes like this: man is brought in to room where there is an Amish girl laying on bed with her head covered and her legs spread ready for breeding, an Amish priest or whatever would remain in the room while intercourse took place. Guy never sees girls face and vice versa. It's like a bull being bred to a cow.

I think this was a good idea cause many of those (if not all) broads are just plain ugly but few men can resist a woman with her legs spread.

 

[senco78]

isnt every reality show real???
dont tell me reality shows are actually scripted to make the "real people's lives" seem interesting

rumor is the Gambino family was holding out for a larger offer to record their daily routine so we got stuck w/ the Amish mafia instead