Alert 17% of choking asphyxiations in children under 10 are caused by HOT DOGS

[Tron]

Teach your kid to eat properly. Elbows off the table, how to use a napkin, chew your food. Any kid who dies choking on a frank is weak anyway, and their parents are clearly ill equipped to reproduce.

Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids.

 

[Matty]

I believe Boner was going for a funny.

 

[Tron]

I believe you are correct.

 

[Bay Bud]

my mom used to cut our sausages in half length-wise when my sisters and i were kids, which was some time ago. accidents will happen, but in the long run parents just got to be smarter than the food they serve their kids.

 

[Tomato]

dont tell me how to raise my kid boner. gonna learn everything on his/her own except gambling I'm also going to encourage a 'THE FUTURE' tattoo in giant bold lettering.

The inquiry approach... Tomato approves

Tomato has 150 kids. It's a nightmare.

 

[Matty]

I believe you are correct.

 

[Tron]

The inquiry approach... Tomato approves

Tomato has 150 kids. It's a nightmare.

So my question is....

Did choo mean he will teach his kids gambling and they're on their own for everything else OR

They'll learn everything on their own and gambling is off limits.

Someone who is NOT drunk in a black out answer.


Like a G6.

 

[choo]

I'm drunk and in a black out so puck you daft ie look at the stars everyone says where is the constellation I say appreciate space for the amazingness that it is the worlds preconceived notions are so dumb.

 

[Boner_18]

Choo, take it to the next level. My application was sent in last week.

 

[choo]

Lol if only spaceships ran on excel

 

[RobbieP]

I was always nervous feeding my son when he was small. I would cut things up so small you couldn't even get it with a tooth pick.

 

[roguejuror]

I believe Boner was going for a funny.

I dunno man, could have been serious

 

[Matty]

Boner tends to be a satiric robot.