Alcohol, Sex, or Drugs?

[rito]

i may or may not have stollen drugs last night - depends how you look at the situation.

I may or have may not gotten a medical marajuana card today, depending on if my wife is asking.

 

[plommer]

I may or have may not gotten a medical marajuana card today, depending on if my wife is asking.

I'm betting you puffed today with or without a medical marijuana card.

 

[fiveteamer]

BOOZE.