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I know, I was hoping for a sympathetic hand job because I was honest.

lol

Cali, I've heard a lot about you. Uncut, 5.5".

I'll take the +3 all day long given the impact Mora seems to be having.

She'll be 4 outta 10, 215 and angry. If it doesn't pan out give her my number.

Here I don't need the link because cyber Monday at my house involves Chat Roulette, axle grease and toilet roll tubes.

Correct. God knows how much he makes from the marketing departments at Midget Porn, Scat World and Disabled Swingers.

Plom, I have no intention of giving you my number and if you did call I wouldn't answer, just send you to voicemail. Just wanted to show the New Jersey chick what a tease I can be.

Plommer, call me.

'Every little helps' said the wise old woman. As she pissed into the sea. Adding, but only by subtraction, but nonetheless adding. Because if you add one grain of salt to a pile of salt containing 1000 grains of salt, you would then have 1001 grains of salt. The salt pile would be identical...

I always feel insecure when people post their cock shots.

So he doesn't have cancer? RJ is fucking dead wrong for this. Told me he had 30 days to live and I unloaded on the under. Cunt.

And has anyone got an update on Teamer? RJ mentioned cancer, anyone in touch with the guy?

Well technically I've been back for about 22 hours, but I get your drift.

You know what, so did I. The naivety of thinking all people should be taken at face value when you first join a forum is kinda cute, but when you realize half of them are a bunch of cunts it's very disappointing. I had the same thing with SBR John, met him and he was an ok guy, but when you...

lol What’s the difference between an Iranian woman and a sardine? One’s ugly, greasy, with bulging eyes. The other’s a fish. I have a Mexican who lives next door to me, He said the other day to me "I'm a better man than you" I said "I never said you fucking wasn't, but what makes you think...