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OK, gotcha. Also remember that they got a ride from Cleveland to deliver a box of toys for $20 and they had no means of getting back. Unreal.

Never spoken to him but I'd guess he is easier to understand. I'm Northern and he's Southern, I think, which is less of a broad accent. She gets a lot of stick, she's probably the most hated Prime Minister in history and there will probably be parties in the streets when she dies but she did...

OK, so I lied about jacking off in the shower. But it was Sunday morning, I think. I got up early because somebody was snoring or something so I went to the bathroom for a pee and this bathroom door didn't have a lock on it. That's bad at the best if times but really bad where there were 10+...

She really liked sleeping, copping free drinks and taking drugs. She had a cracking arse with just her knickers on. Pepper sleeps sans knickers.

Lunchbox was smoking hot but if pushed, I'd have probably opted for the ginger. She had very dry lips, though. That's never a good sign. I'm not sure you could deduce a lot from their actions, they were trashed the whole weekend. You might have been out at the beer festival when this happened...

Wank in the shower counts, right?

I've no idea. Is BuddyBear still logging into SBR to get his free daily points? I think he got a namecheck last weekend. In other random news, both mine and Matty's favorite thread in the world ever was the one where Pecos Bill printed out a picture of Jenbird, jizzed on it, took a picture of...

That night in Toronto was one of the best nights I've ever had. When I'm on my deathbed dying from either ALS or throat cancer, I'm going to think about that night.

It was a dream. I often got a hard on looking at how many Neteller NetPoints I had.

It should be "no homo". More as advice to his conduct rather than a statement.

Yes, it's going to happen. Don't know where, don't know when but it's going to happen.

It's a throwback to America shortchanging people. An American pint is 16 fluid ounces, a pint anywhere else is 20 fluid ounces so you're getting stiffed out of 20% of your drink. Canada seemed to have proper pints.

Gun to the head, it's a close call but I'd have to say fiver. Sorry, Matty. Fiver was nuts and the tits.

I only have one pair. They were quite expensive but I'm glad I got them because I look so good in them.

I'm working on a secret project and I will be away for while.

I'm wearing my Ramones shorts. But no doubt they are girl shorts.

I like boats but I prefer goats.

In Detroit? Just the once.

Is ALS aka Lou Gehrig's disease? I'm too lazy to open a new tab to look but I'm assuming it is. I'd have to opt for throat cancer. Coming down from a poppers fueled weekend, I've experienced overly relaxed sphincters and I don't want to deal with that all day. If my time was up really up and...

You know it's too relaxed when you've fallen on the floor from a poppers overdose.