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Shari91
Firstly, you'll know when the guy is going to blow because you can feel it working it's way out. I'd say you get maybe a 2 second warning. The main variables are taste, consistency and quantity. Sometimes it actually doesn't taste that bad - maybe comparable to a salty drink but it depends on what the guy has eaten. It can be thick or watery, and sometimes there's so much you have to keep swallowing while other times you can finish it off in one gulp.

The main thing though is to figure out if you'd rather deal with the taste or take your chances on the amount. Your taste buds are stronger at the front of your mouth so if you don't want to risk dealing with the Philly Cheesesteak the dude ate for dinner, swallow as much of his dick as you can. Or if you'd rather prevent yourself from possibly choking, just have the head in your mouth when you know he's ready to explode.

There's a post for you, OnTheRag. :hattip:
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For answering that honestly Shari, you might have just become my favorite poster. :kiss2:
 
yeah i just saw you boys blew it up...had a 2-0 night myself...not bad for only watching 2 or 3 eps. of this season...what did you fucks do with uncle fishay? and by the way Polaroid, how come a thread about sucking dick can stay up, but my gif of a dog eating out a mans ass disappears into oblivion??? seems sorda like the same thing doesnt it? could just be me... i shoulda stayed in bed
 
Gummo as far as we can tell I guess she is for real. People we know have claimed to talk to her on the phone.

And if not, oh well, what are you gonna do? But by most accounts, she is a she and real. And apparently she likes to swallow as well.

Looking forward to Teela and Nina's responses.
 
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Shari91
Firstly, you'll know when the guy is going to blow because you can feel it working it's way out. I'd say you get maybe a 2 second warning. The main variables are taste, consistency and quantity. Sometimes it actually doesn't taste that bad - maybe comparable to a salty drink but it depends on what the guy has eaten. It can be thick or watery, and sometimes there's so much you have to keep swallowing while other times you can finish it off in one gulp.

The main thing though is to figure out if you'd rather deal with the taste or take your chances on the amount. Your taste buds are stronger at the front of your mouth so if you don't want to risk dealing with the Philly Cheesesteak the dude ate for dinner, swallow as much of his dick as you can. Or if you'd rather prevent yourself from possibly choking, just have the head in your mouth when you know he's ready to explode.

There's a post for you, OnTheRag. :hattip:
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An awesome and thorough post if ever I read one, but I have a couple minor points to add. There's a fourth variable along with taste, consistency and quantity, and that's velocity. Not only can a bad flavor gag you, a 30 MPH rope of jizz right to the uvula will set off the gag reflex too. My first boyfriend, the Elton John impersonator, he could shoot like a pitching machine; I'll never forget that feeling. Usually though, those are the guys that rape your face when they cum anyway, so you're better to just roll with the punches and smell the pubes while he does his thing.

Also there's definitely more than a 2 second warning with 95% of guys. The balls have a certain position that they move into before ejaculation, right against the pubic arch, often 20 seconds before the first shot is fired. If you're on your game, you'll see/feel it happening and have more than ample time to decide how you wish to accomplish the denouement.

Nice work, Shari. It was nice to be able to be the second response in this thread.
 
RogueScholar
An awesome and thorough post if ever I read one, but I have a couple minor points to add. There's a fourth variable along with taste, consistency and quantity, and that's velocity. Not only can a bad flavor gag you, a 30 MPH rope of jizz right to the uvula will set off the gag reflex too. My first boyfriend, the Elton John impersonator, he could shoot like a pitching machine; I'll never forget that feeling. Usually though, those are the guys that rape your face when they cum anyway, so you're better to just roll with the punches and smell the pubes while he does his thing.

Also there's definitely more than a 2 second warning with 95% of guys. The balls have a certain position that they move into before ejaculation, right against the pubic arch, often 20 seconds before the first shot is fired. If you're on your game, you'll see/feel it happening and have more than ample time to decide how you wish to accomplish the denouement.

Nice work, Shari. It was nice to be able to be the second response in this thread.
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You're right of course - I did forget about velocity and the balls alert although I must admit I haven't thought about not swallowing in quite a few years. There's no point really - my parents didn't raise a quitter so if I'm going to do something, I may as well see it out until the end.
 
Shari91
Firstly, you'll know when the guy is going to blow because you can feel it working it's way out. I'd say you get maybe a 2 second warning. The main variables are taste, consistency and quantity. Sometimes it actually doesn't taste that bad - maybe comparable to a salty drink but it depends on what the guy has eaten. It can be thick or watery, and sometimes there's so much you have to keep swallowing while other times you can finish it off in one gulp.

The main thing though is to figure out if you'd rather deal with the taste or take your chances on the amount. Your taste buds are stronger at the front of your mouth so if you don't want to risk dealing with the Philly Cheesesteak the dude ate for dinner, swallow as much of his dick as you can. Or if you'd rather prevent yourself from possibly choking, just have the head in your mouth when you know he's ready to explode.

There's a post for you, OnTheRag. :hattip:
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Shari91 is now the first member of the GameLive.com Hall Of Fame and in fact for a post that strong we are considering retiring the entire Hall Of Fame and making Shari91 the only member. That's unless MrsX can top that post..
 
Read Shari's post and like wow! Write a book my dear and reading might become enjoyable! Then read RS's response and went limp! :sad:

How many posters Shari have proposed to you via e-mail in the last hour? Good interviewer job by Bread getting this out where it belongs. :yes:
 
Shari91
Firstly, you'll know when the guy is going to blow because you can feel it working it's way out. I'd say you get maybe a 2 second warning. The main variables are taste, consistency and quantity. Sometimes it actually doesn't taste that bad - maybe comparable to a salty drink but it depends on what the guy has eaten. It can be thick or watery, and sometimes there's so much you have to keep swallowing while other times you can finish it off in one gulp.

The main thing though is to figure out if you'd rather deal with the taste or take your chances on the amount. Your taste buds are stronger at the front of your mouth so if you don't want to risk dealing with the Philly Cheesesteak the dude ate for dinner, swallow as much of his dick as you can. Or if you'd rather prevent yourself from possibly choking, just have the head in your mouth when you know he's ready to explode.

There's a post for you, OnTheRag. :hattip:
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RogueScholar
An awesome and thorough post if ever I read one, but I have a couple minor points to add. There's a fourth variable along with taste, consistency and quantity, and that's velocity. Not only can a bad flavor gag you, a 30 MPH rope of jizz right to the uvula will set off the gag reflex too. My first boyfriend, the Elton John impersonator, he could shoot like a pitching machine; I'll never forget that feeling. Usually though, those are the guys that rape your face when they cum anyway, so you're better to just roll with the punches and smell the pubes while he does his thing.

Also there's definitely more than a 2 second warning with 95% of guys. The balls have a certain position that they move into before ejaculation, right against the pubic arch, often 20 seconds before the first shot is fired. If you're on your game, you'll see/feel it happening and have more than ample time to decide how you wish to accomplish the denouement.

Nice work, Shari. It was nice to be able to be the second response in this thread.
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Shari91
You're right of course - I did forget about velocity and the balls alert although I must admit I haven't thought about not swallowing in quite a few years. There's no point really - my parents didn't raise a quitter so if I'm going to do something, I may as well see it out until the end.
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Shari I love you and am coming to Australia....... You just seem so adorable :) :hippie:
 
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