BREAKING NEWS!

[Matty]

Most f'ing excellient! Well done. I'm impressed.

So you got it? I showed it to some older peeps and they didn't really get it. One woman said she didn't really notice the knife. :

 

[IAG]

So you got it? I showed it to some older peeps and they didn't really get it. One woman said she didn't really notice the knife. :

I thought I did. What didn't they get? How do you not notice the knife?

 

[Matty]

Exactly. There's nothing to get. There's a knife, there's creepy music, but nothing scary happens. KnifeStalker just always wields a big kitchen knife, and he uses a different knife to butter up his bagel.

Shit's fonny.

 

[IAG]

Exactly. There's nothing to get. There's a knife, there's creepy music, but nothing scary happens. KnifeStalker just always wields a big kitchen knife, and he uses a different knife to butter up his bagel.

Shit's fonny.

I'll give you 9.5 Big Eared Teddys. You would have gotten 10 had you used Nutella.

 

[bacon]

No I meant Matty's not that great.

BREAKING NEWS: Matty is not that great.

 

[IAG]

No I meant Matty's not that great.

BREAKING NEWS: Matty is not that great.

I grade on a curve and I don't get out much.

 

[Matty]

Some people are greater, it's true. Stephen Hawking. Mother Teresa. Yo-landi Visser.

I'm sure there's more.

 

[Cami]

I was hoping the chick would act all shocked and scured..but no...that disappointed me.

 

[bacon]

Why does Mother T get so much credit if you're Agnostic

 

[Matty]

I was hoping the chick would act all shocked and scured..but no...that disappointed me.

So you didn't get it. It's part of the joke. KnifeStalker: Origins happens before KnifeStalker starts knife-stalking. People are used to seeing him wield a big kitchen knife. That's his thing.

 

[Cami]

I get it. I was still hoping for it though.

 

[Matty]

Aight, fair enough.

Just showed it to a nerd here and he replied "I cried, it's amazing."

I guess the vid immediately makes more sense if you understand the ": Origins" part.

Whatevs. It's good enough for a corporate Halloween presentation that no one will be paying attention to 'cause they're too busy drinking.

 

[IAG]

In local news...corn kills....this is just really odd....and sad.

http://www.pe.com/articles/grain-753062-officials-inside.html

 

[bacon]

wadda corny way to go

 

[IAG]

wadda corny way to go

Bin there, done that.

 

[bacon]

lookin pretty husky there in that pic

 

[IAG]

lookin pretty husky there in that pic

. touch. I'm having a dj vu. We did this before didn't we?

 

[Blitty]

Coub.

From Moscow.

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